Naruto 593 - OROCHIMARU BACK

This motherfucker...

So last week, the chapter concluded with Sasuke's determination to meet Orochimaru.  Any of us who have followed the manga remember that Orochimaru was able to escape Sasuke's body since Sasuke took him over....it was really weird how they (didn't) tried to explain it, but basically, you could assume that if Orochimaru put part his chakra in you, then he could escape your body (really, if you continue with the Orochimaru = Voldemort thing, it makes sense. Consider anyone who has ever received a curse seal or his chakra as a horcrux, and it makes complete sense).  I felt that Sasuke would simply extract him from Anko, similar to how Itachi sealing Orochimaru removed the curse seal from Sasuke, and they did something similar.

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What they ended up doing was weird as fuck.  Basically, Juugo took a piece of Kabuto, added it to Anko, and Sasuke did a reverse seal to resurrect Orochimaru...who was of course NOT SURPRISED AT ALL.  This guy really just knows everything.  The REALLY hilarious shit to me though....was Suigetsu's reaction to the entire thing.  First, he didn't want Sasuke to resurrect him...like he hated the idea completely, and tried to convince Sasuke to not do it.  THEN, when Orochimaru was resurrected, he was fucking SHOOK.  I've seen Suigetsu go up against Kisame, Darui, and fucking Killer Bee in his Bijuu form, and he did all of these things without a problem....he sees Orochimaru and his face turns to this shit.

LOOOOOOL

Holy fuck he was shook, lol.  Just tells you how dangerous Orochimaru is...and really, we should already know this.  How many Kages died because of him?  Hell, how much shit in the story happened in part due to his actions?  And now we find out that he can just get information from random people who have his curse seal?  Fuck, this guy is an unkillable piece of shit.  Isn't he supposed to be in Itachi's Totsuka no Tsurugi?  Or maybe Itachi even knew that getting rid of him wouldn't be that easy, but was cool with just getting him out of Sasuke.  Whatever.

Anyway, Orochimaru's ambitions remain the same: he wants to take Sasuke's body to accomplish his goals.  I'm assuming at this point that he wants to awaken the Rinnegan (and thus learn every jutsu in the world) and basically become the next Rikudo Sennin.  Now he's acting like some wise elder and shit, which is fucking weird.  They've kinda developed this persona through the Kabuto backstory; now I'm supposed to think Orochimaru is this caring father figure?

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FUCK OUTTA HERE DOG WE REMEMBER THE SHIT OROCHIMARU DID.  So he's going to help Sasuke get whatever info he wants...probably because he knows he can't take Sasuke's body now (hell, he couldn't do it BEFORE Sasuke got the MS, what's he going to do against the EMS?), but it's Orochimaru, so you have to think that he has another plan.  Fuck.


Overall I liked the chapter.  Getting Orochimaru back is fucking great.  Watching Madara troll the Kages was getting annoying and I haven't been interested in Naruto's part of the story since he trolled Yondaime Raikage.  Still VERY interested in what was in the scroll, where Sasuke-tachi are going, who they're meeting, and what Sasuke will do at the conclusion of it all.  I'm going to give it a 4/5 because they really have pulled some fuck shit with this Orochimaru shit.  Orochimaru's awesomeness can't make up for all of the bullshit.  Juugo's act toward Sasuke is also getting boring, and wtf is Kabuto going to do for the rest of his life?  Lmaoooooo ultimate troll move.