Sunday, July 29, 2012

Mr. Elecyarmulke

My nigga Pietrus!

If you follow Elliott Wilson on Twitter (which, if you like hip-hop....you SHOULD be), then you saw the RT of Mr. Jay Electronica's twitpic of...

FUCKING INCREDIBLE.

YEA.  Apparently the album is done, as previously reported...and it's got 2 features each from Mr. Carter and Mr. West.  Fuck.  I was already hyped about this never being dropped future release, but damn.  My hype went through the roof, and my chill went out the window.  A Ronald Reagan sample?  "New Illuminati" with Kanye?  A track with Puff?  And NOT TO MENTION..."Nights of the Roundtable" (a play on words on Ms. Rothschild's Twitter handle, @KateRoundtable)  Man.  I didn't really think I could get more hyped about this shit, but FUCK.  Dude is nice, and if they IMPROVED "The Shiny Suit Theory," I don't know what I'm going to do with myself.

This guy went from....

Oh word?

To this...

It's the ROC!

To this...
Jay Elect is a cold brother...

To this!
IT'S THE ROC, YOU BASTARDS!

Really, after the bullshit between him and Kate Rothschild came out, I heard a lot of mumbling about his album never seeing the light of day.  I don't believe in the Illuminati AT ALL, but fucking with a millionaire's wife can't possibly have a positive outcome, so I was also of the belief that Jay-Z might have to drop him from the label, and we wouldn't get the Jay Electronica album.  Seeing that tracklisting...I might shed a thug tear, man.  Give me a moment.

Now we just need a release date, and a single to drop...fuck, I don't think I'm ready for this album to drop.  Really, no matter how I look at it, this is going to be the first classic debut in a while...if that drops this year...this and Kendrick's debut should be great rivals to Nas' Life is Good for Hip-Hop Album of the Year.

WOOOOOOO

Rollin doobies up, huh?

Man.  I'd like to preface this review with the fact that I FUCKS WITH RICK ROSS.  So fucking much.  Really, out of everyone who's out doing shit regularly, Ross might be my favorite artist.  There's so much hate out there for dude, when really, he works hard.  He promotes his artists.  Who's put out more videos than him recently?  He does 95% of the shit that niggas bitch about label execs not doing, yet people hate him...for what?  Because he's got a fake persona?  Who fucking cares?  You're that worried about what another man did back in the day?  And he puts out quality work.  From Deeper Than Rap to the present, he really might be the most consistent artist.  Seriously, you've got, what, Deeper Than Rap, Ashes to Ashes, Albert Anastasia, Teflon Don, Rich Forever, and now God Forgives, I Don't...dude has put out quality work.  I've seen people mad because he's poppin commercially and his sound is ubiquitous...OK.  Go pop in your Immortal Technique cassette or your Papoose shit.  Just don't act like you're "real hip-hop" because you hate everyone on the radio.


Not really untouchable...but I fucks with it

If you've been following Ross at all, you know that he's a master of the absurd.  He has no platinum albums...in fact, no rapper in his crew has a platinum album...yet he runs "The Untouchable Maybach Music Empire" hahahaha.  He clearly gives no fucks about reality, which is great.  It works for him, and honestly, all signs point to him getting money, so...fuck it.



1. Pray For Us - Typical cinematic opening....if he had gotten DMX to sign to the label, it would have been dope as FUCK to have DMX do the prayer for this instead of using the joint from Baby Boy.


2. Pirates - Rick Ross has great delivery.  I think people sleep on him because his bars aren't the best, but have we seen a rapper so good at realizing what he's good at?  If you listen to Trilla or Port of Miami, you can tell he didn't yet know what his strengths were.  Those problems are far in the past now.  You already know what Ross is about, so drug dealing references abound.  Won't lie, when Meek Mill jumped in for a second, I was hoping for a verse.  I REALLY get annoyed with 2 verse tracks, but since this is basically an intro track, I'll deal.  Overall it's a typical Ross track, which means it's a pretty damn good start - 4/5



3. 3 Kings (Ft. Dr. Dre and Jay-Z) - Disclaimer: Jay-Z is my favorite rapper.  I think he's the GOAT, and I'll probably do a blog post detailing my argument for that over other rappers.  The way you all get hyped for an Andre 3000 guest verse...that's how I get for a Jay-Z verse.  So I pretty much already knew that I'd like this track.  Dre spits a verse...that was definitely ghostwritten.  At this point, it's more fun to try to guess who ghostwrote the verse, hahaha.  I'm kinda thinking Ross wrote it, to be honest.  Jay's got bars for days ("millions on the wall in all my rooms, niggas couldn't fuck with my daughter's room/niggas couldn't walk in my daughter's socks, Banksy bitches, Basquiat"), Ross puts in a double shift here with his and Dre's verses, and the beat is nice.  Reminds me of "Shit Popped Off" actually, which makes me think that even though it's credited to Jake One (a beatsmith in his own right), Dre probably had a lot to do with it.  5/5


4. Ashamed - Ross is REALLY good at picking beats.  The running gag is that he should executive produce a Nas album so that Nas actually has some good beats on his album, but really, he truly is that good at selecting beats.  He's rapping over some shit that would sound right at home on Mood Muzik 2 here, but of course, he's not dropping Joe Budden bars, hahaha.  He's actually got some quality introspection here, looking at his life growing up (although we really don't know what's true about Ross at this point), and his flow is good, as usual.  4/5


5. Maybach Music IV (Ft. Ne-Yo) - Really...when I saw this track title, I was looking for some killer features.  Maybe all of MMG?  Maybe Kendrick?  Instead we got solo raps with a Ne-Yo feature.  The beat is by the J.U.S.T.I.C.E. League, but you already knew that, right?  The format of this one is different from the previous Maybach Musics is different as well; we get 1 long verse and a short one, followed by an outro featuring Ne-Yo and LA Reid.  Shit is dope though.  The flow from this track to the next is great, and really, the sound is just as extravagant as the previous entries.  Personally, I would have rather had a guest verse or even a third verse though, so this one gets a 3.5/5


6. Sixteen (Ft. Andre 3000) - Yo.  Fuck Andre 3000.  Yea I respect the OutKast shit, yea The Love Below was dope, etc. etc. etc.  But really, fuck that dude.  I don't know when dude obtained this cult following, but the shit is annoying.  To be perfectly honest, he isn't that much better than Big Boi.  Not that that's a bad thing, Big Boi is dope as fuck.  But the shit is annoying as hell.  Bun B has a lot of stans, but at least Bun drops solo albums with some regularity, IN ADDITION TO his guest verses.  3000 just sits back and does random movies and Gillette commercials (we ain't forget that shit, bruh).

This guy....



Anyway, when I get past the glorification of this dude, it's a dope track.  Really laid-back and catchy...I actually catch myself doing the whole "when sixteen ain't enough" randomly.  3000 delivers a great verse, but again, I get annoyed with dude because he drops <10 verses a year, so it's like...he'd better be dropping great verses.  Anyway, I don't want to give it a 5 just because it's got that bullshit guitar shit at the end of it.  At least be good at the shit if you're going to be random, Mr. Jimi Hendrix.  Fucker.  Anyway, this one gets a 4.5/5


7. Amsterdam - Continuing with the chill tracks, we get this number.  The subject matter isn't anything special, you already know what Ross raps about.  He does some decent shit talking at the end of the track, and the beat is pretty fucking good.  I really can't stress enough how good Ross is at picking the right beats for his songs.  9th Wonder said some of these other rappers need to enroll in the Ross School of Beat Selection...he has a very valid point.  - 3.5/5


8. Hold Me Back - After all of the chill shit, we get to the other side of Rick Ross...the hood shit.  HONESTLY THOUGH.  WHERE THE FUCK IS FRENCH MONTANA.  HAAAAAAANH WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT ON THIS SHIT.  He's using this one as a single...and surprisingly enough, I actually don't fuck with this one.  I don't know if it's the sequencing or what, but this isn't the type of track that I like Ross rolling solo on.  This one needs either Meek or French. - 2.5/5


9. 911 - Another hood joint.  Another Ross solo.  ANOTHER TRACK THAT NEEDS FRENCH.  FUCK.  I don't really like this one either...I dunno, I think I've grown tired of the hood Rick Ross.  Truthfully, these types of tracks really don't work for Ross without a feature.  Having them back-to-back really compounded this feeling for me.  Before, we had "B.M.F." and "MC Hammer" and both of those were dope (although I could do without Gucci), better than either this or "Hold Me Back" - 3/5


10. So Sophisticated (Ft. Meek Mill) - Word.  Another hood joint, but this one has more bump to it, in my opinion.  That's great for Ross, because the album had hit a lull, and Meek Mill's voice and energy definitely got rid of that.  It's nice to finally have a Meek feature, but he waited mad long to do it...I would've placed this a little earlier.  This was the first "street single" from the album, and it bangs like a single.  Ross actually has some bars on this joint, like "we know you pussies, so you got my niggas masturbating"...double entendres from the BAWSE.  I fuck with this one, it's so sophisticated. - 3.5/5


11. Presidential (Ft. Elijah Blake) - Another one to vibe out to...I feel it though.  Really, even though this is supposed to be more for the ladies, it's the same shit Ross always raps about, so it's not really much different, outside of the beat and hook.  Man, Ross can really make you feel like you ain't doing shit with your life.  Still finds time to drop a bit of truth here though; "I never been in love until I heard a beat." Word.  Now it all makes sense - 3/5


12. Ice Cold (Ft. Omarion) - So on Self Made Vol. 2, I came to love the fact that Ross went out and signed Omarion...regardless of the stupid "Maybach O" nickname and shit.  On "Presidential" I was kinda thinking "yo where is Omarion though?," so having him on this one is dope.  Ross is kinda like Popovich at this point, it really seems like he pulls the best aspects of his team (with the possible exception of Wale).  This is another one for the ladies, in case Omarion's presence didn't alert you to the possibility.  I like it, it's better than "Presidential," probably because of the lack of that random ad-lib" - 4/5



13. Touch'n You (Ft. Usher) - I don't know if any of you listened to Game's R.E.D. Album, but my least favorite part was when he put 3 straight ones for the ladies together...Wale made a similar choice on Ambition.  I really hope this isn't some new trend, because I can't deal.  I guess it's what we get for not buying albums at the same rate that women do, but still, fuck that.  Last thing I'm trying to think about is Ross fucking b.  Was this the first real single?  Anyway, I don't really ever want to play this one again.  Can Usher get the fuck outta here? - 1/5


14. Diced Pineapples (Ft. Wale and Drake) - Another joint for the ladies.  I've gotta say though, I approve of rappers relegating Drake to "Captain Hook" instead of letting him drop a verse.  At this point, I'm hoping Ross has filled his "directed at females" quota for the album.  I'm partial to Wale, but I HATE when he does that poetry shit on tracks, man.  Fuck.  I absolutely LOATHE it.  The beat is smooth, but overall, this one is another one I'd skip. - 2.5/5


15. Ten Jesus Pieces (Ft. Stalley) - Finishing off the album we finally get a Stalley feature.  The beat is suitable for a final track, a really good track to vibe to.  Stalley is nice with it, the whole "Big did it the best, I mean, Nas did it fresh, Jay did it fresh, etc" line was fucking ill.  Some people probably thought he was talking about rapping, but...nah.  Anyway, this is a good way to end the album.  We get a little Spanish outro as well, continuing the Colombian mob boss motif, and really, it works for the most part.  It's hard to get drawn back into the "yo I move bricks" mood after 4 straight tracks for the ladies though.  Rare misstep by Ross in terms of sequencing.  This track, though, is dope - 4/5


Overall, I'm actually disappointed in this album.  Self Made Vol 2 and Rich Forever had me ready for some really great ignorant shit, along with some smooth shit, and while this album does have some good tracks, I just feel like it was weighed down by all of the ballads.  It started off great, hit a lull, kinda got its act together for the late middle, then was bad until getting lifted at the very end.  The bonus tracks are both from Rich Forever, with a new mix of "Triple Beam Dreams" and the same old "Rich Forever"...both are solid tracks, but we've already heard them before.  Since the bonus tracks are just tracks from the mixtape, I'll rate the album without them...this one gets a 3.5/5.  I'm disappointed!  I didn't peep the tracklisting before, so I genuinely expected greatness.  This is the worst collective effort Ross has had in a while...I need some time to adjust to this paradigm shift bruh



Thursday, July 26, 2012

Noblesse #242

Did he go this far?


In Noblesse 241, we continued to take a look at Frankenstein's initial encounter with the noble clan leaders of Lukedonia.  As someone conscious of numerous mutant attacks (mutants are beings created by humans who have contracts with nobles...think a feral vampire), Frankenstein had beef with Lukedonia.  Taking the fight as a chance to "get more data" on the Dark Spear, Frankenstein summoned the demonic weapon to use against Ragar Kertia, leader of the Kertia clan.


Noblesse 242 picks up right where we left off, with Frankenstein having summoned the Dark Spear.  We learn something interesting about the Dark Spear; rather than being simply the weapon of a demon, it was created to copy the power of the soul weapons used by clan leaders.  Since humans possess a finite lifespan, the weapon was created using the souls of countless humans (Frankenstein references plagues and wars being used for this purpose...it really could be millions of souls)

Suddenly this panel makes sense...

At some point after the weapon's development, Frankenstein obtained it, and has been using it sparingly (this is my assumption, since he seemed pleased to find an opponent he could use it on).  Gejutel remarks that even so, Frankenstein doesn't have complete control over the weapon, to which Frankenstein responds that of course he's aware of that.  His purpose, he tells the two, is to show them that humans aren't weak.  At this point, he begins his assault using the Dark Spear, and despite Ragar's abilities (including stealth and being able to create copies of himself) he finds himself unable to subdue Frankenstein without killing him.  Realizing this, Ragar asks Gejutel for his assistance, and we finally get to see Gejutel's soul weapon, Regasus.

Not bad, not bad

The chapter ends with Gejutel, Ragar, and Frankenstein clashing as Frankenstein's power gets out of control.  Next chapter, I predict that they will successfully drag him before the Lord and/or Raizel, and we will finally get to see why Frankenstein serves Raizel so loyally.  Again, this chapter leaves you impressed with Frankenstein.  To be able to fight with a clan leader while using his soul weapon is a feat on its own, but to do so while fighting against your weapon as well...Frankenstein is something else.  The fight he had with Ragar was basically a rehash of the fight we saw between him and Rajak, so there's nothing to be impressed by there, but seeing the root of Frankenstein's anger toward Lukedonia was good.  I give this one a 3/5, if only because I LOATHE rehashes...it's like using stock footage in anime...that's that shit I don't like.

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Noblesse Oblige

DARK FUCKING SPEAR

In case you weren't aware, I actually AM a nerd.  So I read a bunch of manga/manhwa, and I do other nerd shit.  Noblesse is a Korean webcomic that I read weekly...the storyline is interesting, the characters are neat, and the fights are good.  Really, Noblesse has come a long way, in both art and storytelling, which I'm sure is a result of the increase in interest in it.  The characters are mostly "pretty" and the art itself isn't bad...the fact that every page is in color is also a great help in terms of obtaining new readers.  Anyway, I figured that since I won't be doing any reviews of Bleach or Gamaran (this could actually still happen) that I should do reviews of one of my favorite manga that I am reading.


Noblesse #241


In Noblesse 239, we started to get into Frankenstein's past.  I'll do an overview of the Noblesse plot at some point soon, but Frankenstein is the #1 subordinate of the main character, Raizel.  He's an immensely powerful human who has lived for centuries, probably due to his use of demonic power.  His past is mostly a mystery, so getting these backstory chapters has been great.  With #241, we continued exploring Frankenstein's past, with the appearance of two clan leaders, Gejutel (whom we've already seen) and Ragar (who is presumably the father of the current Kertia clan leader, Rajak).  Clan leaders are on a completely different scale than any character we've seen, with the exception of Raizel (who is stronger) and Frankenstein (who is on their level), and it's obvious that Frankenstein hadn't encountered one as of yet.  They banter for a bit, and it's really surprising how similar Frankenstein was to M-24...Raizel had commented on it before, but....

So disrespectful
He was really that disrespectful to freaking clan leaders?  Frankenstein truly gave no fucks.  After getting into a bit of semantics about whether a noble is responsible for the actions of one subordinate to it, Frankenstein showed some true M-24-level anger issues and attacked Ragar, sparking the fight.
Well then.
Aaand...yea.
Ragar easily takes care of Frankenstein's initial attack, something he CLEARLY isn't used to seeing...but in true Frankenstein form, he responds with hundreds of the same attack at once.  The two fight to a stalemate at which point Ragar decides that, if he is going to take Frankenstein back alive, he will require his soul weapon.  After Frankenstein remarks that he knows that it's a soul weapon, he proceeds to summon his own weapon...the awesomely epic DARK SPEAR

ANSWER MY CALL.
HAAAAAAANH

Of course, that's how the chapter ends...but man.  I'm very excited to see how this turns out.  We pretty much know that Frankenstein ended up meeting the Lord and Raizel, so we can kinda guess that...Frankenstein and Ragar fought to mostly a standstill, then Gejutel got into it and they were somehow able to take him back without killing him.  I don't know how Raizel got involved (possibly because he could sense the fight?), but at some point Frankenstein becomes subordinate to Raizel, so considering his attitude in this and previous chapters (using nobles for experiments and such), something drastic had to happen for Frankenstein to become unconditionally loyal to Rai.

Frankenstein is really an awesome character...at this point, we've seen be kind, ruthless, inquisitive, and mischievous.  He has incredible depth and his backstory is already ridiculous...performing experiments on nobles?  Really?  Hahahahaha he's terrible!  I'm definitely ready for the next chapter, I'm giving this one a 5/5, even if only because of Frankenstein's hilarious banter!

Sunday, July 15, 2012

That 90s Feeling

Tumblr is kinda awesome.  I can't do shit with mine and I don't really like dealing with it, but wow, lots of good images.  The below image from Naruto was a pretty nice moment.

By not-yours-madara






So I decided to do another compilation....this time it's oft some 90s tracks that I like.  More variety on this one than on the previous effort.  I'm really liking doing these!  I think I'm going to try harder with the sequencing next time, hahaha...link is here click away!


Saturday, July 14, 2012

New Shit

Word.

Yo, so one of the things I've loved from other blogs is the sort of compilations that they put together.  I don't really want to put people on blast, so I won't say specifically who does it, but there are people who do the hip-hop community a great service by releasing "mixtapes" of sorts, composed of recent tracks.  I personally would not have really gotten into hip-hop at all if not for both torrents and these compilations...when I went away to college, I didn't make a great effort to listen to the radio, and really my only interaction with music was when I hit parties.  This is one of those things that helps to spread the culture to people who might otherwise be unaware.  Odd Future doesn't really play on the radio...but I was able to hear "Bastard" by Tyler, the Creator through the efforts of a specific blog that I've followed since 2006.  As a new student of the culture, I greatly appreciate what has been done by hundreds of blogs before this one and will be done by hundreds after.  All I can hope for is that this blog can help someone else become attached to hip-hop.




This is the tracklisting.  20 tracks...I felt like that was a good number.  It's mostly stuff I've already reviewed, with some things I want to review but probably won't.

Here is the link to this compilation, which I am entitling The Exstatic Tape Vol 1.  Idk how many of these I'll do, but here it is.  In the future, there will be more artist variety; lately I've been consumed with other duties, so I haven't been able to focus on this as much as I want to.

Nas da Don

Word? 


It's 2008.  Nas drops an album, initially entitled Nigger, and, after a (calculated) uproar, removes the title and releases it as an untitled album.  When you remove the fuss over the title, it's actually an above-average album; most of Nas' albums have been above-average, despite Jay-Z's claims to the contrary.  It sells about as well as Nas' albums typically do, but is followed by the usual string of Ls that Nas seems addicted to.  A tax lien is filed against him.  Kelis divorces him, and is awarded child support.  A promoter and his son are kidnapped because of a Nas no-show.  Due to issues with Def Jam, the follow-up to The Lost Tapes is delayed indefinitely.  Just ridiculous shit.  In the interim, he dropped a project with Damian Marley that was a decent album, yet not a Nas album.  With all of these Ls in mind, you can understand why people were excited for a new Nas album.  The Nas: Behind the Music documentary helped to foment this excitement, and when the album cover was released with Nas and the wedding dress that Kelis left behind....I'm sure that half of the blogosphere had an orgasm.  Anyone who had remotely followed Nas' career had to be interested in this album, and as someone who has listened to him actively....I was very interested in hearing this project.  Luckily, some kind (terrible) soul made this, and thus this post, possible...



1. No Introduction - Woah.  Production from the J.U.S.T.I.C.E. League, eh?  One of the universal complaints about Nas albums is about the production, so having the JL produce a track is definitely a good look.  Recognizing our interest in his backstory, Nas gives us 3 verses depicting different times of his life, complete with a B.I.G. reference, a Kelis reference, and time before Illmatic.  All-in-all, a good opening, and as I stated earlier, the production really increased my expectations for this album - 4/5


2. Loco-Motive (Ft. Large Professor) - Yooooo...Large Pro is a legend.  Nice to have some vocals from dude over this No I.D. beat (btw, kudos again for the production).  Doesn't this sound like some Illmatic shit?  Definitely brings to mind "New York State of Mind"...ironic that he mentions winning with all of the aforementioned losing he's been doing lately, but somehow, it DOES work.  After "Takeover," who thought Nas would be back selling platinum again?  If he's really worth $200 million as he claimed in "No Introduction," then he is most definitely winning.  The rhymes on this aren't the best of Nas' catalogue (not saying they're bad), and I definitely didn't want to hear the "supa dupa" flow on a Nas song, but the track works.  I'm really feeling nostalgic with this one...definitely took me back to the 90s. - 4.5/5


3. A Queens Story - Salaam Remi floated with the beat here.  Honestly, I'm having a hard time seeing how Nas tops this on this album.  Even for a non-NYCer like me, the bars, beat, and story are excellent.  I don't even want to do this song an injustice by trying to describe it.  Listen to it below (it's altered a little) - 5/5



4. Accidental Murderers (Ft. Rick Ross) - Been waiting for Ross to be on a Nas album for a while now...we finally get the track here.  This is definitely a Ross-style beat; it reminds me of "Mafia Music" to an extent.  Aaaaaand, Ross definitely has one of the better lines with his opening - "We grew up doin graffiti, now hollow heads gettin heated"...I've already heard haters ignoring the alliteration there...but that's cool.  Niggas hate hearing Ross win, so it doesn't even bother me.  Not gonna lie, Nas is kinda winning with these tracks thus far b....he's got the storytelling vibe going perfectly, and even though Ross IN NO WAY stays with the theme of the track, the shit still works thanks to it being a Ross beat.  I fucks with this one - 4/5


5. Daughters - You've probably heard this one already.  I'm one of those people that when a track gets hyped too much I don't like it.  For those who are wondering, I feel the same way about Jay-Z's "Glory." By the time I heard it, I had been bombarded with "OMG THIS IS THE BEST DEDICATION TO A CHILD EVAR" as if Talib hadn't done "Joy" and numerous other rappers hadn't also done a similar track.  Just alkealkewf get over yourselves for a second man.  Damn.  Anyway, this is actually a good track, but damn, I'd really like to not get a bunch of overhyping about a track before I even get to hear it.  I heard this one actually caused MORE trouble with his daughter and her mother....smh - 4/5




6. Reach Out (Ft. Mary J. Blige) - Yoooooooooooo Ms. Chicken Wraps is actually still doing music?  Word.  Anyway, I don't really fuck with this one.  This isn't the type of beat that Nas thrives on, and just overall it feels too pop.  Not trying to hear this one again.  First fuck up of the album though (but again, I've been hearing "YO THIS IS A CLASSIC" from multiple people...including Twitter (where I thought Nas was hated lol) so hearing this one definitely made me alkefalirjflkrejfawe - 2/5


7. World's An Addiction (Ft. Anthony Hamilton) - I didn't even know dude was still doing music.  I don't really like the beat too much...maybe it just sounds too much like the type of beat we would have heard Nas on on previous projects.  That being said, the subject matter and bars are both legit. Nas is in full conversational form, with rhyme schemes sometimes tumbling through bars rather than remaining uniform.  The beat is really disappointing though...keeps this from being a better track - 3.5/5


8. Summer on Smash (Ft. Miguel and Swizz Beatz) - Word...Nas doesn't do commercial tracks, but we got this number?  I don't even care that he does the tracks, it's just annoying when Nas fans act like he's the epitome of rap purity and that's why they fuck with him.  This isn't Immortal Technique, man.  Anyway, yea, this is pretty meh.  I can't act like the beat doesn't bump, but the bars are subpar, Swizz is doing his bullshit, and Miguel?  On a Nas track? - 2.5/5


9. You Wouldn't Understand (Ft. Victoria Monet) - This one has an 80s feel....but overall I'm not fucking with this at all.  The album is really in a bad spot at this point...started off excellently, but the last few tracks have been...jkalealkewjfweflk - 2/5


10. Back When - Word.  We're back to good tracks...and of course that means that after a string of tracks from typical Nas producers, we get a No I.D.-produced track.  This track is another trek into nostalgia, with Nas reminiscing on the old days in NYC.  It's another track that would mean more to a NYC resident, but we get a real line with "You blame your own shortcomings on sex and race, the Mafia, homosexuals, and all the Jews."  Real rap, I've lost count how many times I've seen people in the industry rant on about the Illuminati, Jews, homosexuals, etc. being the reason they aren't on....nah...that's not why.  I fuck with this track - 4/5 (could use another verse, tbh)


11. The Don - One of the singles from the album, I'm sure you've heard "The Don" already.  This shit BANGS.  This is one of those rare Nas tracks that works as a single and actually has bars.  You've heard this already, so I'm not going to get too deep into it.  - 4/5


12. Stay - A nice, jazzy feel to this one.  Again, a No I.D. beat, so we're in for a quality track.  We've already gotten the Common/No I.D. album, but we definitely need a Nas/No I.D. album.  "Some say hatin' is confused admiration"...YO.  I don't really fuck with 2 verse songs like that, but this is an excellent one.  We're back on a roll here.  This is my second-favorite track thus far.  - 5/5


13. Cherry Wine (Ft. Amy Winehouse) - I wasn't blogging when Amy Winehouse died, but if I was, I would have written some crazy long, rambling, angry post about people neglecting the health of others, and about regular people somehow thinking that famous people aren't worth our empathy.  Back To Black is one of my favorite albums of all-time tbh...very sad that someone that talented died so soon.  This track actually sounds a LOT more like an Amy track than a Nas track, but his flow still works on this.  I'm getting emotional, man...fuck, we really could have had an Amy/Nas album...lkawelkawfawef fuck this world - 5/5


14. Bye Baby - This is one of those tracks that you can feel a lot more if you've gone through a break-up yourself.  On this track, Nas basically gives his side of his break-up with Kelis...I actually had forgotten that she was fucking all of those dudes before Nas, lmaoooo...Anyway, I don't completely like this beat, but I can't even knock it after listening to the song.  A great way to end the album.  I'm gonna review the 4 bonus tracks, but this is the "official" end of the album - 5/5


Bonus Tracks


15. Nasty - The homie Ivan Rott (check his blog out if you haven't already) said it best when he tweeted "Any rebuttal to what I utter get box-cutter'd" <------ still the illest shit I've heard in a LOOOOOONG time..." He's right...that line is ridiculous.  The track is hot, and it was a single...so why the hell is it a bonus track?  Anyway, this is nice - 4.5/5

16. The Black Bond - You all probably aren't nerds, but part of this beat reminds me of Char's Counterattack (specifically the final fight between Char and Amuro).  Anyway, that can only be a good thing, so yea, I fuck with this one.  Basically, this track is Nas imagining himself as James Bond.  A nice, 2 verse track.  Another one that I would like on the album, but I can understand it not really fitting with the flow of the album. - 4/5


17. Roses (Ft. Nikki Flores) - Another track commenting on women (this could be about Kelis)...why isn't this on the album?  I get put through "Reach Out," but this isn't on the album?  Smarten up, Nas.  Anyway, this one sounds pretty depressing...I can only imagine how pissed off dude must have been when Kelis decided to divorce him (while pregnant).  If he's indeed talking about Kelis on this track...man.  Hold your head. - 4/5


18. Where's the Love (Ft. Cocaine 80s) - I can do without the hook to this track.  Outside of that, this is a good song...yet another candidate for the "Why the hell isn't this on the album?!" award.  Completely change the hook and this is a great track.  - 3.5/5


Without considering the bonus tracks, I give this album a 4/5.  It had some GREAT moments ("Queens Story," "Stay," and "Bye Baby") but wow, it had some terrible moments as well.  It finished out VERY strong, and that's the reason for the 4/5 instead of a 3/5.  I feel like there were too many subpar tracks for me to give it more than a 4/5 though.  If I could swap some of the bonus tracks with some of the official tracks, I would.  This really could be a 5/5 album.  With the trash tracks, though, it's more of a 4/5 album.  I'll buy this when it comes out, definitely worth the money.




Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Naruto 593 - OROCHIMARU BACK

This motherfucker...


So last week, the chapter concluded with Sasuke's determination to meet Orochimaru.  Any of us who have followed the manga remember that Orochimaru was able to escape Sasuke's body since Sasuke took him over....it was really weird how they (didn't) tried to explain it, but basically, you could assume that if Orochimaru put part his chakra in you, then he could escape your body (really, if you continue with the Orochimaru = Voldemort thing, it makes sense. Consider anyone who has ever received a curse seal or his chakra as a horcrux, and it makes complete sense).  I felt that Sasuke would simply extract him from Anko, similar to how Itachi sealing Orochimaru removed the curse seal from Sasuke, and they did something similar.

Bottom-right panel

What they ended up doing was weird as fuck.  Basically, Juugo took a piece of Kabuto, added it to Anko, and Sasuke did a reverse seal to resurrect Orochimaru...who was of course NOT SURPRISED AT ALL.  This guy really just knows everything.  The REALLY hilarious shit to me though....was Suigetsu's reaction to the entire thing.  First, he didn't want Sasuke to resurrect him...like he hated the idea completely, and tried to convince Sasuke to not do it.  THEN, when Orochimaru was resurrected, he was fucking SHOOK.  I've seen Suigetsu go up against Kisame, Darui, and fucking Killer Bee in his Bijuu form, and he did all of these things without a problem....he sees Orochimaru and his face turns to this shit.

LOOOOOOL
Holy fuck he was shook, lol.  Just tells you how dangerous Orochimaru is...and really, we should already know this.  How many Kages died because of him?  Hell, how much shit in the story happened in part due to his actions?  And now we find out that he can just get information from random people who have his curse seal?  Fuck, this guy is an unkillable piece of shit.  Isn't he supposed to be in Itachi's Totsuka no Tsurugi?  Or maybe Itachi even knew that getting rid of him wouldn't be that easy, but was cool with just getting him out of Sasuke.  Whatever.

Anyway, Orochimaru's ambitions remain the same: he wants to take Sasuke's body to accomplish his goals.  I'm assuming at this point that he wants to awaken the Rinnegan (and thus learn every jutsu in the world) and basically become the next Rikudo Sennin.  Now he's acting like some wise elder and shit, which is fucking weird.  They've kinda developed this persona through the Kabuto backstory; now I'm supposed to think Orochimaru is this caring father figure?

............................


FUCK OUTTA HERE DOG WE REMEMBER THE SHIT OROCHIMARU DID.  So he's going to help Sasuke get whatever info he wants...probably because he knows he can't take Sasuke's body now (hell, he couldn't do it BEFORE Sasuke got the MS, what's he going to do against the EMS?), but it's Orochimaru, so you have to think that he has another plan.  Fuck.


Overall I liked the chapter.  Getting Orochimaru back is fucking great.  Watching Madara troll the Kages was getting annoying and I haven't been interested in Naruto's part of the story since he trolled Yondaime Raikage.  Still VERY interested in what was in the scroll, where Sasuke-tachi are going, who they're meeting, and what Sasuke will do at the conclusion of it all.  I'm going to give it a 4/5 because they really have pulled some fuck shit with this Orochimaru shit.  Orochimaru's awesomeness can't make up for all of the bullshit.  Juugo's act toward Sasuke is also getting boring, and wtf is Kabuto going to do for the rest of his life?  Lmaoooooo ultimate troll move.

Friday, July 6, 2012

This...is Blake Griffin...This...is Royalty

Surprisingly dope bruh


I had been dodging listening to this guy for a while....I had heard everything from "he's a parody rapper" to "he's not about the culture," and there are enough of those guys out already...I didn't feel the need to listen to yet another privileged fuck trying to cake off of hip-hop.  I finally ended up listening to some of his shit by chance (ironically, it was a track from this tape), and it actually wasn't bad!  So, when I heard dude had a project out this week, I figured I'd take the time to listen and see if he's actually nice with it.




1. R O Y A L T Y - That's how it's spelled on my copy, so fuck it.  Some words from Blake Griffin...complete surprise to me.  I fucks with the creator of the #BlakeFace though, so whatever.  Intro bullshit.


2. We Ain't Them - This was the track I had heard of his before this came out.  I was pretty surprised that he had a hand in the production.  I fucks with this track; indeed, this track is the only reason I was even interested in this project.  Kid has punchlines and is very good at riding the beat.  This nigga's from Atlanta?  Very surprising.  There's a lot of introspection on this track, he jumps from his own struggles with alcohol to his brother's problems to his musical journey.  Overall, this is a very good track to introduce the tape as well as Gambino the rapper.  I'm thinking he doesn't stick with this song structure for the rest of the tape though. - 4.5/5


3. One Up (Ft. Steve G. Lover) - Yo this shit bumps a lot more than I was expecting it to, after "We Ain't Them." By the way, the nigga Gambino produced this shit too.  Jacking ad-libs doesn't work for some people, but "HANH" and "WOO" are pretty fucking universally good.  Nerds will appreciate the Mario reference ("We got that extra life, nigga one up"), and if you like Ross-style tracks, you'll fuck with this one.  I think Steve G got him, but it's cool...they have a nice chemistry on this track, and Gambino sounds much more at home on this than I expected.  I'm still laughing at that Chris Brown line, if only because I can't imagine this nigga doing shit to anyone. - 4/5

Naaaaaah b

4. Black Faces (Ft. Nipsey Hu$$le) - My nigga Nipsey been getting on a lot of shit lately.  That's what's up. When's the album coming out, nigga?  Yo you already know Nipsey gets it in.  His verse is short and to the point...we ballin over here b.  Gambino's kinda nice on these hooks...and he's got some nice punches on here ("M Fox to my people on some family ties") even though they're a little direct.  I'm already getting a little annoyed with this chip on his shoulder though.  I guess dude's been hated on a lot....word.  Lots of new rappers get hated on bruh...but so far, this joint is alright.  No real problems with the tape at this juncture. - 3.5/5


5. Unnecessary (Ft. Schoolboy Q and Ab-Soul) - Disclaimer: I don't fuck with Ab-Soul like that.  He's nice, but he's my least favorite member of his crew.  I see some niggas riding for him and giving him props and shit...I just can't fuck with him like that when he gets eaten any time he raps with his niggas.  DUDE ISN'T WACK.  I'm not saying he's wack...but he IS the wackest of the group to me.  Niggas be acting like it's Jay Rock, but nah...don't get it twisted just because Jay Rock has been grinding for longer.

Getting that out of the way, I kinda didn't mess with this one until the beat changed...the beat is on some like...swaggy shit.  Like you would expect French Montana on a beat like this (and btw, French would KILL this shit).  Doesn't really work with Gambino though.  Q is able to salvage the shit on his verse, and Soul actually does well on the beat switch.  I'm giving Gambino more credit on that part though...the beat switch was ill.  Sounds like some Tyler, the Creator type shit.  I'm still not really impressed with Ab-Soul (although the "Soul!" ad-lib is legit) - 3.5/5


6. Shoulda Known - OK, this is more Gambino's lane.  On some chill, R&B type shit, this beat is dope.  Reps Atlanta on this shit (nigga...I'm still surprised he's from Atlanta), and does a little more complaining on this...but overall, this is nice.  He's really good at switching flows and staying on the beat...that he produced.  This is a talented nigga!  It's kinda unfair my nigga.  You're already on TV, we don't need you being decent at music shit too...

HAH!  Imagine if I hated on a nigga for being multi-talented!  Imagine that fuckboy shit!  That's the shit niggas do nowadays though...niggas don't want to let you be great, they just want you to be average and shit.  Fuck that.  Do your thing lil nigga! (The hook is on some Drake shit though.  Kinda wack, doesn't really fit the track like that) - 3.5/5


7. R.I.P. (Ft. Bun B) - I never really thought about comparing dude to Lupe, but he raps over the same Kavinsky track that Lupe did...interesting choice.  I don't really fuck with that track like that, and as a rap background...it's not the same as a Radiohead or Justice track (some shit you'll see normally in rap).  You know that Bun is going to rip the shit (you see what I did here? lmao) so that comes as no surprise.  The bars from both Bun and Gambino are dope.  I don't fuck with "Nightcall" AT ALL though, so I can't give this more than a..... 3/5

Get this the fuck outta hip-hop period


8. American Royalty (Ft. RZA and Hypnotic Brass Orchestra) - YO. THE RZA.  FUCK.  I'm a Wu-Tang acolyte b....so yea.  I fucks with the RZA heavy.  This shit gets 5/5 on GP.  Fuck.  I fucked with RZA's part more (not just because it's the RZA, but the orchestra in the back was legit).  Shit is dope though.  Hands down my favorite track on this thus far.  Man, it's hard for anyone to stay with the RZA on a track, so yea, RZA eats him, but the fact that he had the RZA on his mixtape...son that's legit.  Also, he had some nice bars on this shit himself ("I'm clean and concrete, you ass and Charmin") so it's not a big deal that he let RZA "Renegade" him, hahahaha - 5/5

THE RZA THE RAZOR


9. It May Be Glamour Life (Ft. Ghostface Killah) - MY NIGGA.  YOU GOT RZA AND GHOSTFACE ON BACK-TO-BACK TRACKS THOUGH?  MY NIGGA.  YOU WINNIN B.  With that out of the way...this shit is short as fuck.  I'm not a huge fan of niggas having tracks on their mixtape...that they aren't rapping on (ironic considering it's Ghostface in this case).  Shit is dope, but yea.  My nigga, it's YOUR mixtape.  I can't let that shit go. - 4/5


10. Toxic (Ft. Danny Brown) - Yo, this nigga has had 4 straight tracks where he has NO hope of having the best verse on the track.  Danny Brown is nice with it.  If you haven't heard this shit, then get on that.  Danny Brown is a beast on beats.  Haaaaaaaa they got the Britney Spears sample though, that's kinda legit.  I fuck with this one.  I never thought I'd hear a Britney Spears sample on a hip-hop track, but here we are.  Shit is dope, so I can't even complain...nor act like I've never rocked some Britney Spears shit back when I was like 10.  It's just like Danny to rap on some shit like this, hahahaha.  I fucks with this heavy.  Dope shit. - 4.5/5


11. Silk Pillow (Ft. Beck) - More production from Gambino...it's nice to see some of these rappers coming out with more than just raps.  Producing is where the cake is...my nigga Wale said "and mama why you throw away my drums," and that shit is relevant.  Anyway, to this track...I was hyped after "Toxic" and this shit brought me all the fuck down.  I hate when rappers do shit like that.  The dude Beck...I feel like I'm supposed to know who that is...sounds like some indie rocker.  If I treat this track separately from "Toxic," then it's fine.  Gotta work on sequencing though, you can't do shit like this on an album.  Gives you that "Mockingbird" by Eminem feeling...and I'm meh toward that.  There are some good bars on this, from both Gambino and Beck, but overall I can't really shake it from its location.  - 3/5


12. They Don't Like Me (Ft. Chance the Rapper) - So right after a low-energy number, we get this one.  This makes me even MORE pissed off at "Silk Pillow" b.  This shit also samples "Oh I Think Dey Like Me" which definitely pisses me off.  Overall though, I fucks with this.  Nice energy, some swaggy shit versus the rappity rap shit of some of the previous tracks.  It's nice to throw some balance in there, so I fucks with this track.  Nothing deep and profound here, the shit bumps. - 3.5/5


13. Arrangement (Ft. Gonage) - Oh shit, this shit right here, nigga?  I fucks with the dark-sounding tracks (like "Damien" by DMX).  The nigga Gonage makes this sound like some Three 6 Mafia shit...which is dope.  The verses work, I don't fuck with the hook at all...which is kinda wild, because Gambino's had some good hooks on here.  Overall the shit bumps, and I'm officially a fan of Gambino's production.  Even if he ends up being an ain't shit rapper, his beats are nice.  It is kinda weird having Gonage's verse and then Gambino's verse though...they aren't even close to the same style of rapper.  This shit works though - 4/5


14. Won't Stop (Ft. Danielle Haim) -  It's nice when people actually get singers to do their hooks (or, you know, can actually sing).  This shit has a balance between high and low energy parts, but it's a little short (from a rapping standpoint).  I guess that's my main complaint about this track.  Not enough rapping on this.  Overall, this isn't a bad track, but I won't really be checking for it. - 3/5


15. Bronchitis - Weird that I'm satisfied with the length of this when it's about the same length as "Won't Stop," but I guess that's what happens when you have a track with 1 long verse, rather than a short verse and a bunch of singing.  This one's dope...I'm a former SDA, so I get the reference on track, ha.  Beck is apparently a decent producer himself...this one's low-energy, and I fucks with it.  I DO still think Gambino could have rapped a little more though.  - 3.5/5


16. Wonderful (Ft. Josh Osho) - I guess this one verse a track thing is going to be a thing....I don't fuck with that idea, but at least he does long verses for the most part.  It's a little too lighthearted for me, basically the type of shit I thought he'd be doing (before I listened to his shit).  I don't really fuck with this one. - 2.5/5


17. Make it Go Right (Ft. Kilo Kush) - I don't fuck with this.  At all, really.  Worst track on the album so far, for me.  Female rappers are so hit-or-miss, man...there are actually a lot of dope ones, but this one sounds like she's on some Kreayshawn shit (in terms of voice), and her bars aren't exactly lethal.  Skip. - 1/5


18. Real Estate (Ft. Alley Boy, Swank, and Tina Fey) - Son, I was anticipating the fuck outta this shit after hearing about it....and hearing the beat start, I'M ANTICIPATING THE FUCK OUTTA THIS SHIT, LMAOOOOO.  This nigga really has Tina Fey on some Rick Ross beat, hahahahahaha!  Yo he needed 2 Chainz on this shit.  He's gotta do a remix with 2 Chainz, that shit would be ill as fuck. LMAOOOOOOO YO IF TINA HAD DROPPED A "NIGGA" THE WORLD WOULD HAVE GONE NUTS.  I'M CRYIIIIIIIIING DAWG.  Would've been funnier if Tina actually dropped a verse though...he gets a 5/5 on GP just for doing this hilarious shit though (it actually reminds me of Wale having Julia Louis-Dreyfus give him a drop) - 5/5

Hi Tina.  You got a bit of an ass there.  Bye Tina.



Alright, so this shit kinda fizzed out at the end, but the last track killed it.  I'm giving it a 4/5, but be aware that his features are better than him on this shit (for the most part).  There are some miscues, but the highs on this are pretty fucking high.  I was very pleasantly surprised by this mixtape...it'd be nice if the album he ends up dropping is as good as or better than this.  Really, a 4/5 might be high, a 3.5/5 is probably closer to true value...but nigga, he's got the RZA on this shit.  That's worth a half a point any day.

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Fuck the Lakers

Fuck this dude

So last week, I heard rumors that Steve Nash might go to the Lakers.....since I know that the Lakers tend to get whatever they want (other than CP3), I was immediately concerned that those fucks would get Steve Nash.  My fears were allayed when Nash himself stated that he was too old school for that...that it would be hard for him to put on a Lakers uniform.  I gleefully returned to lambasting the Lakers for sucking, and stating with supreme confidence that Kobe Bryant will not win another ring....

Yea, fuck outta here


With that in mind, imagine my surprise when I heard that not only did the Lakers get Steve Nash, but STEVE NASH HIMSELF ASKED TO GO TO THE FUCKING LAKERS.  For real?  How many epic playoff series did you two have?  Look, I didn't get mad when LeBron went to Miami, so I'm not going to go to task on Nash about that, but holy fuck.  How do you make a complete 180 within a week b?  Someone break your nose or some shit again?  Fucking Steve Nash, man...is there a player who commanded more respect than Steve Nash?  There really weren't that many left.  No scandals outside of the game, a 2-time MVP, pretty much universally recognized as someone screwed by circumstances more than his own talent (we remember the Robert Horry hip check)...Steve Nash is a top 10 PG of all time.  Last year, at damn near 40, he averaged over 10ppg/10apg without a 20 point scorer on the team.  Yet now....someone who is, at his own admission, old school, pulls a move to get a ring that really can only be rivaled (in recent years) by Malone going to LA, in my opinion.

Yea, we remember this fucking shit.  S/O to GP though


Now, he joins a guy who refuses to acknowledge that he needs to let a younger player be the focus of the offense.  I don't know if it's Mike Brown and his offensive ineptitude, or if it's Kobe Bryant and his ego, but that Lakers team refused to show much confidence in or respect for Andrew Bynum (and you could see the results of that in the series against Denver and OKC) AND still managed to alienate and misuse Pau Gasol.  Look, if Kobe is fine with playing off the ball more and letting Nash run the show, then the Lakers have a shot at winning a ring.  A Kobe who shoots 16 times a game at a ~47% rate (vs. the 23 shots a game at ~43% last year) is exponentially better for the Lakers.  Getting Bynum 16 shots instead of 13 makes for a more offensively productive Bynum, and probably a more defensively engaged Bynum.  Both of those are GREAT things for the Lakers.  Take into account that having Nash there gives them an assertive voice outside of Kobe (and presumably one with his respect...unlike Bynum) and you might even get a Gasol who is engaged and shows up in the playoffs.

What the fuck....


Despite the Lakers losing in 5 to Oklahoma City, the series was indeed closer than it looked.  If not for the team's poor 4th quarter performance in one game, and a team collapse culminating in a Gasol turnover in another, that series may have gone 7 games, which was more than most of us anticipated after Denver took the Lakers to 7.  They're not a bad team; Bynum is the 2nd best center in the league.  Gasol is arguably the most talented big in the league.  Kobe Bryant, volume scorer that he is, is still probably the 2nd best SG in the league.  Nash, for all of his 38 years of age, is still a top 3 "pure" PG (I'd argue he's behind CP3 and Rondo at this point), and is one of the smartest players in the league.  That's 4 top tier players, and we all know that they're going to get Dwight Howard for Bynum (I fucking hate the Lakers).  To argue that they have NO chance to defeat OKC 4 times is foolish at this point.  OKC really doesn't have anyone who can stop Andrew Bynum when he's mentally engaged.  It could really go either way, and yet again, I think it's on Kobe.  I understand that Kobe wanted Nash.  I understand that if anyone knows what Steve Nash can do, it's Kobe.  At the end of the day though, I've got to actually see that team work, with Nash having no shooters around him, with Kobe being a ball-dominant player, and with Mike Brown showing no discernible aptitude for developing an actual offense.


HOPEFULLY I'M RIGHT BECAUSE I WILL ALWAYS HATE THE FUCKING LAKERS FUCK THEM THEY'D BETTER NOT WIN ANOTHER FUCKING TITLE FOR LIKE ANOTHER 10 YEARS

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

The Third Way

Orochimaru back?

A common theme in manga/anime is that neither the "good" nor "evil" side is truly right.  In Gundam especially, that's typically how the series ends.  Naruto is appearing to reach a semblance of this, with Sasuke seeming to not desire to fight alongside Naruto's group or Madara's group.  Interestingly enough, this "third way" seems to involve Orochimaru, who we've seen be sealed within Itachi's Totsuka no Tsurugi.  Since Orochimaru's chakra was present in Anko, and is in Kabuto as well, I'm curious as to how Sasuke will encounter Orochimaru.  Even when we were shown the 1 little snake escaping from the Yamata no Orochi, that snake got burned by the Amaterasu wave later...so just how did Orochimaru survive, if indeed he did?

Snake's burned, bruh


Moving from that point to the rest of the chapter, we continue to experience Madara's arrogance.  This guy...rather than simply kill the Gokage, he decided that fighting them was a waste of time, and that he'd rather just seize the Kyuubi.  Maybe it's because they haven't been able to do anything to him, and yea, that's true, but...are you serious?  You kill your enemies.  Period.  So when Madara inevitably loses, I'm sure that it will be related to the fact that he didn't kill the Gokage when he had the chance.  Cocky fuck.

Suigetsu and Juugo continue to be a couple of the few characters who remember that they're in a ninja story. I remember hearing from other people that they should be pissed that Sasuke abandoned them...they knew what they were getting into at the Gokage Summit.  Why the hell would they be mad that Sasuke pursued...you know...THEIR GOAL (Danzou) instead of staying behind while they got captured?  It's suddenly his fault that they couldn't handle the battle?  The only person with a valid grief there is Karin, since...Sasuke kinda did this:

Stabbin Danzou, stabbin Karin at the SAME DAMN TIME
So yea, she can be mad.  Them other niggas need to just get over it (which they did).  I'm still curious about what is actually in the scroll, and hopefully we get to see that next chapter.


Then we get to Jesus Naruto, Kakashi, Guy, and Killer Bee fighting with Tobi.  How the hell can Naruto use Kyuubi mode again when he had supposedly exhausted himself deflecting...you know...FIVE FUCKING BIJUUDAMA.  I can't deal with Naruto sometimes...people bitch about Uchiha hax, but I think we've seen Naruto be exhausted for more than 1 chapter...maybe once.  I can't even remember seeing that shit.  But yea, that fight is still going on, and it's still mostly boring.  Now, it seems like Tobi is bored with it as well, and he might be summoning the Juubi?  I don't know if he's aware of what's going on with Madara, but him trying to use the bijuu power he has while Madara is showing up to take the Kyuubi might turn out TERRIBLY for everyone involved.

Basically though, the only thing I'm worried about is what Sasuke will do.  I want the Sasuke vs. Naruto fight to happen.  I want Sasuke vs. Madara to happen.  I dunno, I want everything that I've been promised, to happen, hahahaha....no more of this boring bullshit.  Bad enough that I got cheated out of my 7 Shinobi Swordsmen fights.

Frankie O

I'm hi and I'm bye, wait, I mean I'm straight

So unless you have no internet presence or no interest in hip-hop at all, you probably heard that Frank Ocean came out on his Tumblr last night.  He confessed that his first love was a guy, and gave us some insight into that situation...which if you've actually loved someone, you could probably empathize.  Because we're a largely homophobic and "masculine" culture, you can imagine how the hip-hop community as a whole reacted.  I will say that I saw a lot more people saying "who cares" or "great!  Hopefully he can be a beacon for other LGBTs in hip-hop" than I thought I would.  Honestly, for the most part, I didn't see the typical jokes and such that surrounded Omarion, for example, when he came out as bisexual.  This makes me happy as a progressive AND as a Black man.  The quicker we realize that sexual orientation is really one of the many things that we shouldn't GIVE ANY FUCKS about, the quicker we can move on to real shit that actually negatively affects our communities.  Sadly, there was still a substantial amount of "hate" (I'm hesitant to use this word; it's the internet, people talk shit just to talk shit) so I felt like I had to comment on it.

The shit is ridiculous.  I can go around and see niggas happily rapping along to niggas that you KNOW are frauds.  I know Rick Ross was a CO, but I don't give a fuck because he makes music that I enjoy.  I don't see niggas who listen to Ross saying "shit, I can't even listen to Ross now...he's talking about shit that he probably didn't do," yet half of the shit I read yesterday was "damn...I can't listen to *insert Frank Ocean song here* the same knowing that he was singing to a nigga."  My nigga.  You didn't think about him singing a guy all this time that he was singing shit and you were listening.  Now you hear he's gay and the only thing YOU can think about is that he's singing to a guy?  Yo...maybe YOU have some issues you've got to work out.  I've seen you niggas bump Beyonce and Rihanna and shit....what, do you imagine they're singing to or about you?  Just overall, the shit is annoying as hell.  You make no sense.

Personally?  I can't understand how a guy could be gay.  I'm of the belief that it's not a choice.  Why would you choose to do some shit that could alienate you from your family, friends, community, co-workers, etc.?  And then have to hide the shit until you're inevitably exposed?  In the immortal words of Rick Ross, "NO SIR!  NOT ME!"  Fuck that.  But...despite me not being of that inclination, I'm not going to sit here and say "oh now I can't even listen to his shit, he was probably thinking about a dick, ewwwwwwwww!" on some 2nd grade shit.  No one is saying you have to come out and be like "OMG Based Frank nut on my face!" or some shit like that...but you sound ignorant as fuck saying that you can't listen to a nigga because he's gay.  But...y'all go ahead and cook, I can assure you that the nigga doesn't care if you don't listen to his music anymore anyway, since more than likely you'd just download the shit illegally.

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

DUWHITE HOWAAD N DA POST DAAAAAAAAAAAAWG

LMAOOO FOH B

You remember the Carmelo Anthony shit a couple of years ago?  Or even the Chris Paul offseason, resulting in the first time I've ever seen the Lakers get screwed out of anything?  This Dwight Howard shit is GREAT. Thanks to Howard's lack of a backbone, we're basically ignoring Steve Nash's possible moves and Deron Williams' destination.  Of course, Howard is better than either one of those players (really, Howard is a top 5 player.  You could convince me that he's a top 3 player), so it makes sense, but wow.  We're looking at the most hilarious shit since the CP3 to LAL trade was rescinded.

Right now, I'm looking at multiple teams interested in Dwight Howard; the Nets, Hawks, Rockets, and Lakers have all shown interest, and have appealing deals on the table.  The HILARIOUS shit is that the Magic know that despite all of the news (again, similar to Denver), they have all of the leverage in this situation...for now.  Howard seems incredibly mentally fragile, and until the trade deadline, the Magic really do have all sorts of power.  If you remember the Carmelo trade situation, there were a lot of trades in the air (even though we knew that Melo only wanted to go to NY), and the Knicks trades got progressively better for the Nuggets.  We eventually got to see the Knicks give up most of a VERY promising young line-up (plus picks) in exchange for Melo, Billups, and some bullshit.  For those keeping score...THE KNICKS DON'T EVEN HAVE BILLUPS (or most of what they received) AT THIS POINT.  So, by holding out, Denver indeed won.  They basically got a starting line-up in exchange for a player who hasn't produced the playoff success that his talent would suggest, and a great PG at the end of his career.

I'll list the deals I've seen so far and give my take on them


Nets/Magic

Nets get Dwight Howard and Turkoglu (to dump his contract)

Magic get Brook Lopez, Kris Humphries, MarShon Brooks, and the Nets' 1st round draft picks for 2014, 2016, and 2018.


PERSONALLY, I want Dwight to join Brooklyn.  How hilarious would it be to have 2 teams in NYC, and the Knicks being the worst of the two?!  How hilarious would it be to have the Nets, after being spurned by Melo, keep Deron Williams AND get Dwight Howard?  Yo I would die of laughter.  Yes, they will be top-heavy and luxury taxed.  I doubt that Prokhorov gives a fuck though.  A line-up that includes Howard/Gerald Wallace/Joe Johnson/Deron Williams will either be epic as fuck, or tragically bad.  Wallace gives you great versatility offensively and defensively, Howard is still the DPOY, despite Chandler getting the nod, and Williams is a top 3 PG.  If Johnson can give them 18ppg, the Nets will be a problem.

For the Magic; you receive a good offensive center in Lopez, but let's not think he's anywhere near Howard defensively.  ANYWHERE.  He's also more healthy than people pretend he is, he hadn't missed a game before this season.  Foot issues are sensitive points, so I can see why people are nervous about him in the future, but I think he continues to be a productive player.  MarShon Brooks will be a top 5 SG in the league in a few years, IMO.  I'm really high on that kid, so I think the Magic getting him would be a great look.  Humphries is somehow still underrated (likely because the Nets suck), despite being a double-double per 36min for most of his career, and an actual double-double the past two years.  He compliments Lopez well and helps the Magic immensely from a rebounding standpoint.  Despite Lopez's anemic rebounding numbers for his height, I think having Humphries and Ryan Anderson will help with that.  The three picks will be near the bottom of the 1st round, but I feel like a three 1st round picks are a pretty good haul, even though none will be lottery picks.

I want to see the Nets do well, and seeing Dwight go to Brooklyn after all of the hatred he's kindled will be GLORIOUS.  As in LeBron winning a championship last year glorious.

My nigga *Denzel voice*



Hawks/Magic


Hawks get Dwight Howard

Magic get Al Horford, Jeff Teague, Zach Pachulia, and protected 1st round pick (from Houston)


Hawks getting Dwight Howard, keeping Josh Smith, and with what they left over (Anthony Morrow, Devin Harris, etc.), I think the Hawks turn into a legitimate contender.  Dwight is a game-changer, regardless of what you think of him as a person.  In an OFF-YEAR he put up 20/14.5/2, with a 24.2 PER.  To me, he's the most impactful player on both sides of the floor this side of LeBron James.  You're getting a DPOY with an acceptable offense.  I've heard that he wants more touches; in Atlanta he would get more touches.  A Howard/Smith front-court is probably the best in the Eastern Conference, and depending on how things go out West, could be the best in the league.  Smith had his best year yet last year, playing in all 66 games and averaging 18.8/9.6.  With his athleticism, he is a difficult cover, and his rebounding has been improving (necessary since Horford was out).  If it wasn't Atlanta, I'd be happy with this, but I don't want them to ever be anything.  Fuck the Hawks.

Magic get Al Horford, a talented big, and Jeff Teague, a young, talented guard.  Protected 1st round pick is better than any of the picks the Nets can give them, and Zach gives them depth at the center spot.  Horford is no Dwight Howard, but he's not bad either.  He's probably the 2nd best center in the EC when healthy, and he plays hard.  He was a difference maker in that 6 game series with Boston, despite missing half the games.  He gets a full offseason to get back in shape and will probably be the second All-Star center in the East.

I like the deal for both teams, but FUCK THE ATLANTA HAWKS.  Remember that they paid THIS NIGGA $20 mil a year

....fuck you.



I'm going to ignore the Rockets deal if only because I can't see that happening at all, and thirst is disgusting in sports.  If you want to think about it, lots of people will move on that deal, and it's still pretty flexible.  Losing Dragic (like I am hearing has a good chance of happening) makes them even more unappealing and I have to think makes it difficult for the Rockets to give Orlando equal value.  Of course, since it's me talking about this, either the Houston deal happens or this one does....................



Lakers/Magic




Lakers get Dwight Howard (I don't even like typing this shit)

Magic get Andrew Bynum and Metta World Peace (the last that I heard regarding this)


...................if you know me, you know I hate the Lakers with a passion.  I'll rant about the Lakers later though.  This trade is so fucking annoying on multiple levels.  One, the Lakers get the best center in the league.  Two, they get to drop a very talented player who doesn't want to be Kobe's #2.  Three, if this happens, I have to think that it's because Howard has decided he's cool with deferring to Kobe until Kobe retires.  Four, the Lakers get the best center in the league...again.  For the Lakers, this is a great trade, especially if Howard doesn't make a fuss about being behind Kobe.  They become a legitimate title contender, since Howard will give you just about everything Bynum does, outside of the occasional 3 point shot LOL.  They get better defensively, and you will hear less complaints about Gasol, should they keep him.  Kobe's terrible shot selection becomes something you can deal with more easily, and you lose just about nothing.  Furthermore, I have to think that LA loves Howard.  And when Kobe retires in 2020, they'll love Howard more if he gives them rings.

Magic get the best replacement for Howard through this deal.  I LOVE Andrew Bynum.  He's bigger than Howard, gives no fucks in general, is better scoring-wise, and legitimately believes he can be a #1 guy.  You get MWP in the deal, who isn't the same player he was in Indiana, but was surprisingly effective in April this season...until he killed James Harden.  But he's not really relevant to this deal...Bynum makes losing Howard acceptable, and the Magic remain an annoying out in the playoffs.  I don't think they become a contender unless they get another piece though.

If you want some semblance of parity in trades, this is the best one.  If you're annoyed with the Lakers getting shit, then this trade fucking sucks.  Last I heard, Kobe wanted Howard to be the 3rd offensive option, which was a primary reason for Howard not wanting to go there.  Hopefully, Kobe hasn't smartened up and we can live in a world where Howard and Kobe do not play together.  Fuck Kobe.


Where's Childs when you need him?