Saturday, September 15, 2012

Team Previews - Boston Celtics

"It's my team, nigga."






So during the 2012 NBA Playoffs, Boston took a 3-2 lead over Miami home, hoping to close out the series in 6 games.  LeBron had other plans, going off for 45/15/5 on 19/26 shooting, resulting in a laugher, Miami winning 98-79.  He also notched 31/12 in Game 7, sending Boston home without a title yet again.  While disappointed, Boston took solace in the fact that they took Miami to 7 games, despite Avery Bradley (probably their best perimeter defender) missing the series, Ray Allen suffering from bone spurs, Pierce having knee problems, and Mickael Pietrus also suffering from an injury.  Most people I had talked to noted that Boston is a tough matchup when they're healthy, but that next year would be an 82 game season, and Pierce/Allen/Garnett aren't getting any younger.  While they would again have a good regular season, it was unlikely that they would be able to challenge the Heat again, especially after LeBron seemingly reached another level.  

Ignoring the naysayers, Danny Ainge and the Celtics management set out to make another team that has a chance at winning the NBA Championship, and I think they did an exceptional job.  Some key additions have put Boston in a better state than what they were in last year, and with vital components getting healthy, it's probable that Boston will yet again be the Heat's opponent in the Eastern Conference Finals.  I have to say that personally, I was shocked that they didn't just double down and attempt to win the chip with their 2011-2012 lineup...this is a team that refused to acknowledge that they lost the 2010 Finals to LA simply because Kendrick Perkins was injured and couldn't play.  Contrary to my belief though, they really made moves.


Smh, niggas calling dude "Judas Shuttlesworth" now

After the unceremonious departure of future Hall of Famer Ray Allen to the hated Miami Heat, Boston's first order of business was attaining a replacement.  Preferably, this replacement would be OK coming off the bench (a point that Ray Allen was miffed about), would be able to score more unassisted baskets (Ray's ability to move with the ball is certainly not what it was in 2005, or even 2008), and still be able to give you the shooting that Ray gave.  While I'd argue that their replacement is not as good of a shooter as Ray Allen, you'd be hard-pressed to find a better one than who they got...

I still have good memories of this vs. the Lakers

Yea...they got Jason Terry.  You know, the guy who helped Dirk Nowitzki shoot down Miami in the 2011 Finals, even after LeBron had claimed that rather than looking at his offense, we should look at his defensive effort when judging his performances.  So you get someone who is definitely disliked by the Heat (at the least, they remember what he did to them), and does everything that Ray did, except he's PERFECTLY OK with coming off the bench.  He pretty much made his name in Dallas by coming off the bench as a sort of "instant offense" or, in Bill Simmons' words, "irrational confidence" guy, dropping nearly 20 points a game off the bench.  Granted, he's not as good a shooter as Ray is, but really, it would have been difficult to get someone as good as Ray (for all of the shit people talked, Allen was 45% from 3 last year).  He's fine with being a 2nd option (although he'll be the 3rd option here), and really, how easy is it for dude to get the crowd into the game and to get your team hyped?  Allen is a great player; I think that Miami picking him up and convincing him to come off the bench (really, it has to be easier to come off the bench for Dwyane Wade than for fucking Avery Bradley) was a coup for Miami.  However, for what Boston is trying to do, Terry is better; he's younger, less likely to have recurring injuries, and easier to work into the lineup.  This was a VERY good pick up for Boston, especially since they made further moves to show that they're not simply relying on Avery Bradley as their shooting guard.


Stupid fuck.

This is my primary memory of their other guard acquisition, Courtney Lee...I remember that bullshit miss that gave the Lakers Game 2, and that added to their bullshit performance in Game 4 pretty much gave the series to LA without Orlando getting any semblance of momentum.  I'll forever acknowledge that I give Kobe credit for that Finals (he dropped over 32 points a game), but man, Orlando really could have won that series.  We all know how bad Kobe is in elimination game scenarios; it's likely that Orlando would have won in 5.  However, this is 2012, and maybe it's time to forget about that.  Last year, Courtney Lee averaged 11.4ppg on 43/40/83 splits (that 3pt % is key), and he's a career 39% 3pt shooter.  Basically, the addition of Terry and Lee replaces Allen's 3 point shooting, and gives them floor spacing that was sorely lacking when Pierce and Allen's injuries lowered their performance.  Additionally, Lee is younger (turning 27 soon), meaning he can be a partner with Rondo for the future, and he'll likely defer to Rondo much more than Allen did.  He's 6'5", which is good for them, considering Bradley is only 6'2" and will sometimes have problems matching up defensively with other 2-guards.  Honestly, if I ignore his fuckery in the 2009 Finals (he was only a rookie), I can acknowledge that this was a great scoop by Boston.


Presumably we won't see this next year

In addition to the new players who joined the Celtics, they also retained Brandon Bass, re-signed Kevin Garnett, and signed Jeff Green to a 4 year, $36 million deal.  While Jeff Green will probably never fit the traditional 3 or 4 position, he's a versatile offensive talent who causes matchup problems at the 4.  He's only 24, and with the loyalty that Boston has shown to him throughout his heart ailments, I'm assuming that he will go above and beyond for as long as he plays in Boston (side note: he's from Cheverly, making him a fellow PG County resident...it took me a while to put 2 and 2 together that this was the same Jeff Green I had been hearing about in high school.  I was more of a Chris McCray fan, so I wasn't really following dude like that). I was never terribly impressed with him in OKC, but I really think he will prove to be a smart signing for Boston, even after the bullshit of his first two years.  Rondo's a much better distributor than Russell Westbrook, and when Paul Pierce/Kevin Garnett inevitably retire, I have to think that Jeff Green will be the primary offensive weapon on the team.  We could see some pretty good years from dude, provided his heart doesn't give out. 

Their draft moves were also savvy, drafting Fab Melo (who gives them size to replace Greg Stiemsma and possibly gives them an actual starting center pending Garnett's retirement) and Jared Sullinger, who really could be good if his back doesn't become an issue.  Looking solely at depth, Boston might be the best team in the league; they've got viable backups at every position, and people who can fit multiple positions (Garnett, Green, Lee), and despite notions about Boston being an old team, they really do have a lot of young players now (although none of them are really "good" right now other than Rondo).  With the Allen/Rondo element now out of the locker room, I wonder just how good Boston will be this year.

I'm excited for Boston, if only because it's about damn time that the Eastern Conference was competitive.  While their success is still contingent on Pierce and Garnett making it through the entire season without getting injured or being overworked, this is their best supporting cast in the Big 3 era.  I'm hopeful for their draftees, and really, Rondo being an official member of the Big 3 has to be a good thing.  If they stay healthy, I've got them grabbing the 1 spot in the Eastern Conference and losing to Miami in 6 in the ECF.  Pretty good for a team going through a sort of "active" rebuilding process.  

Monday, September 10, 2012

Extra Medium Sean

Been a bit since the Pistons were relevant...

This week, Smedium Sean dropped his latest mixtape, Detroit.  For the record, I didn't fuck with his debut album, Finally Famous, nor did I fuck with his Finally Famous mixtape series...he's had some tracks, but for the most part I don't fuck with dude.  His verse on "Mercy" was meh, although "swerve" was probably the best part of the track, lyrics-wise.  Even though I had been aware of dude since his track on Kanye's Can't Tell Me Nothin mixtape, I really never set out to listen to Small Sean.  After hearing Sean P call him "Medium Sean" and hearing Ludacris get at him, I really didn't care about him.  That being said, there's been a relative lack of projects that I've felt like reviewing recently.  I started working on a 2 Chainz review, but at like track 4 I realized I had nothing to say about his music.  I tried working on an A$AP Mob review, but while I liked the tape, I kept falling asleep (or calling my weed guy) when trying to listen to it...it's not conducive to reviewing, hahahaha.  So when I heard that Lil Sean came out with a new project, I decided to listen to it and attempt to get out of this reviewing slump.  Luckily, it wasn't boring or repetitive, so I was actually able to do so...


Could be worse, I guess


1. Higher - I've never heard of keY Wane, but he floated on this beat.  This actually sounds like an A$AP-style beat, or something you could hear Curren$y on.  The "Mercy" sample was appreciated, I was immediately in the zone following that.  This is a laidback intro, and Sean just kinda spits a bunch of punchlines.  It's not meaningful rap, but he's not bad.  We already knew that though...his problem on his debut wasn't shitty raps, it was the overall sound.  This track is a step in the right direction.  "Niggas 7 feet tellin me I'm who they look up to" - the short niggas dream (chyea!) - 4/5


2. 24K of Gold (Ft. J. Cole) - As Big Ghostfase so aptly noted, J. Cole has this bad habit of fucking up every song of his with one outrageously bad punchline.  That trend continued on his feature on Dedication 4 (the only mention of that piece of shit on THIS blog), but overall he's been killing it lately.  "Grew Up Fast," "Visionz of Home," "They Ready," and "Green Ranger" show that he isn't a bad rapper...he's just a limited rapper.  Limited subject matter, limited flows, and limited ways of showing out on tracks.  Rick Ross has the same limitations, yet he managed to climb on top of the rap game (figuratively) because he was aware of his weaknesses and avoided those.  J. Cole basically acts like he's Jay-Z's heir apparent but ignores his weaknesses, and thus makes shitty tracks at times.  Anyway, on to the track itself, it's not the sort of track that Cole thrives on, and it definitely sounds like something off of XS Sean's debut.  Harmonic rap generally annoys me, so the beginning of this was...ugh, but really, it's not a bad track.  Interestingly enough, Sean also visits the 44" waist punchline, but it doesn't come across as weird.  Even though he drops some stupidity with that trigonometry line (trig IS mathematics bruh), his verses aren't bad.  I don't really like it a lot, but I recognize that it's decent - 3/5


3. Story by Common - The first of three "stories" by three rappers about their relationship with Detroit.  The beat on these is pretty nice...on some So Far Gone shit.  Common has a particularly strong connection to Detroit, considering his location in Chicago as well as his work with Detroit's own, J Dilla.  Common comes across as hilariously old while telling his story ("I wasn't all into the strip clubs at the time, so I'm like yo, I'll just be like, I'll just sit there and be like 'I'm bout to write this rap', then one time I was like 'man I'm goin to the strip club wit y'all" lmaoooo) but really, that's kinda Common's spot right now.  Common's still that dude, but man, hearing him refer to the wings at the strip club before talking about the women was fucking hilarious, hahaha - 5/5


4. How It Feel - I'm feeling the Barry White sample.  Not enough of that in hip-hop, in my opinion.  To be honest though, his verses on this aren't worthy of the sample or even the beat.  Standard bragging and pimpin raps...again, he's not bad at it, it just sounds tired.  Maybe I'm just disillusioned, or maybe I really wanted a Common feature, smh...again, not a terrible track, but I don't go out of my way to listen to it. - 3/5


5. Woke Up (Ft. Like 5 people) - This one isn't my speed, but it bumps.  I don't like Mike Posner...at all, but this is an OK generic track.  Around this point of the tape, I was really thinking this shit was gonna be Finally Famous all over again.  Couldn't even bother trying to review this song. - 2.5/5


6. Experimental (Ft. Juicy J and King Chip) - You say no to rapper features, Juicy J can't.  WE TRIPPY MAYNE!  Thankfully Juicy J shows up to drop some ad-libs and add a bit of energy to the tape.  Parts of this remind me of a track that Tyler, the Creator produced, but overall, this is a drug ballad.  I fuck with Juicy J though, so that makes up for how generic the track is.  Would've been nice to have Curren$y or Domo Genesis on this one.  TRIPPY! - 3.5/5


7. Mula (Ft. French Montana) - HAAAANH!  After getting a Juicy feature, we get a French feature?  It's like Tiny Sean could tell that I was about to turn this tape off and do something with my life.  I'll never disapprove of a French feature, so...yea.  "Shorty snorkel for that crab, eating lobster on my dinner plate" hahahahaha you can't say French isn't entertaining.  I'm not going to act like this track had lyrics galore, but it's French, man!  It's got some blasphemy too, so that's right up my alley.  Despite my love for French, I can't really rate this too high, it's not a great track - 3/5


8. Story by Young Jeezy - The second in the "Story" series, we learn about Jeezy's past with Detroit.  I'd have rather had a Jeezy and Freddie Gibbs feature, but it's interesting that Detroit fucked with Jeezy.  When I think of Detroit, I actually think of lyricists and "real hip-hop"...I don't like Eminem, but he has bars.  Royce, Black Milk, Dilla, Guilty Simpson...there's a lot of that sound in Detroit.  Odd that they'd fuck with Jeezy.


9. 100 (Ft. Royce da 5'9" and Kendrick Lamar) - "Speak of the devil and he shall appear." (Fuck what you heard, Bane was a good villain)  Shortly after thinking about Royce, he shows up on this track.  This part of the tape is the best in my opinion, he's got a few nice joints in this part.  This is a standout track on the tape, with all three rappers dropping good verses, but Royce and Kendrick clearly stole the track from Sean (which is fine, we already know both are better rappers than Mini Sean).  Kendrick's on his social commentary/spiritualism shit, Royce is dropping knowledge and love for his fellow Detroit native, and Sean's speaking on where he came from.  The beat is proper, but it's a Don Cannon production, so we were already expecting that...best track thus far. - 5/5


10. Sellin Dreams (Ft. Chris Brown) - Man...I hate Chris Brown and his perpetual petulance, but he floated on this one.  No matter how much I try to hate this track, I fuck with it.  In fact, Micro Sean is the worst part of the track, and his raps are good on this - "we had that independent love, you tried to bring a label in"...how many of us have been caught in that, hahahaha.  Real raps all around.  Just ugh.  It's still fuck Chris Brown though. - 4.5/5


It took me over 2 months to throw some sex appeal on here...



11. I'm Gonna Be (Ft. Jhene Aiko) - I'm not high on the Jhene Aiko bandwagon (yea, she's bad, and...?) but this one is OK.  I hate that harmonic rap shit that Miniscule Sean does on this, but overall it's got a nice vibe to it, so I don't hate it.  I'll never play this one willingly again, but I know some people will like it.  Drake's a lot better at harmonizing, and this would be a better track with Drake on it.  Jhene is aight, I just hate the hype wagon that follows people like that.  There's not a lot of substance to this track (as far as variety, etc.) but again, it's not a bad track - 3/5


12. FFOE - "I got the best drinks, good tree, and bad bitches" - This part of the hook pretty much exemplifies the entire track.  There's a bit of imagery with the different portrayals of the west side and east side of Detroit, but overall this is just a swag track.  I feel like that's not Pygmy Sean's best area, but it's definitely the one he turns to the most.  This sounds like one of those Drake tracks from when he was first coming out, really...it's just missing a Lil Wayne feature.  Pretty dated, but I guess not terrible.  Another one I could never hear again and be cool with. - 2.5/5


13. Do What I Gotta Do (Ft. Tyga) - The other day, I was saying that Tyga really isn't a bad rapper, he just dresses like a dumb fuck and has some wack tracks...apparently I was completely wrong, because his verse on this is wack (kudos for the Milli Vanilli reference though).  This track is wack, but I guess it's supposed to be a club joint.  Meh.  Maybe I'll have a different attitude when I hear it in the club and see the girls twerking :-/ For now, this is another joint I'd skip.  I'll give Bantam Sean props though, he doesn't drag this track out too long; 2 and a half minutes isn't bad at all - 2.5/5


14. Story by Snoop Lion - This is the last of the "stories" about Detroit.  Snoop Lion is on some...what the fuck is this nigga on?  The nigga calls himself Big Snoop Dogg on this shit but he's Snoop Lion now, right?  The story is kinda funny because I know a tall skinny dude who worked the grill at McDonald's, smoked weed, and was about the same complexion as Snoop...but other that that, we've got Snoop treating us to some old bars...better than anything he's dropped in years, but aight.  Crazy that all of these dudes have connections to Detroit.


15. RWT - This doesn't even sound like a fucking Diminutive Sean track, it sounds like a Rick Ross/Waka Flocka joint.  This has the "shots at Drake" that people were kinda hyped about ("I made a mill before 25 and I ain't even no lie"), but since he shouts out Drake on the tape, and raps with Tyga...I can't really see it as shots at Drake.  Not to mention the fact that they shouted each other out on Twitter as well...all of this subliminal shit is pissing me off; I'm blaming Jay-Z.  Anyway, if swag talk doesn't really work for Sean, Rick Ross tracks DEFINITELY don't work for him.  Luckily, once again he doesn't keep this going too long.  - 2.5/5


16. Once Bitten, Twice Shy - I don't know if it's because Drake bit a lot of his style, but Puny Sean really is trying to do this rap/sing thing...I'm not fucking with it at all.  When he's not pseudo-singing, this is actually a good track.  The sound is in tune with the majority of the tape, as do the bars.  The pros of this song outweigh the cons, so I can see myself playing this again (really I played it like 5 times for this review to make sure I liked it).  He REALLY needs to stop fucking "singing" though.  - 4/5


17. Life Should Go On (Ft. Wale and Wiz Khalifa) - The final track on the tape, this is a two-parter (in the vein of "Murder to Excellence" off of Watch The Throne) featuring two rappers who buzzed at around the same time, Wale and Wiz.  Wale floats on this one, which just reinforces my opinion that he's been focusing on filling a role for Ross rather than trying to get his own music out.  The part with Wiz sounds like the sort of rock star bullshit that I could see Wiz gravitating toward...it's also got Dwarfish Sean doing his rap/singing thing, so that pissed me off, but even that half of the track isn't that bad I guess.  Real talk though, Wiz is spitting real weed shit on this; "if I ever hand you some weed, it's free, you don't owe me none" is real stoner life.  I don't think I've ever told someone they owed me weed for smoking my shit...weed brings us together, it's not divisive /weedtalk.  Anyway, this track is a solid end, even though neither Wiz nor Sean need to be fucking singing.  - 4/5





OK, so I got tired of downgrading songs just because Molecular Sean was "singing" on them, which inflated a few of the tracks' ratings.  Overall, I think this was a very solid effort.  Not the best hip-hop release of the year, or even the best mixtape of the year, but a very solid effort from someone I wasn't sure would give us a solid work.  It fucking shits on that lean-sipping skateboarder's shit, which is something I needed after listening to that POS.  I'm not gonna overhype it like Twitter was doing, but this is good shit.  I'm biased toward particular types of rap that don't include fake singing, so if you like that sort of stuff, you'll think it's better than I did.  The real winner on here is keY Wane, in my opinion...I had never heard of dude, but he went off on this mixtape.  This didn't hype me for Cruel Summer, but maybe Sean's next album will be worth buying.   -  3.5/5


Monday, September 3, 2012

Truthfully I Wanna Rhyme like Common Sense

Where'd this guy go?

I'm big on Twitter...not in the sense that I'm important or anything on Twitter, but in the sense that I love Twitter.  The constant stream of consciousness on Twitter keeps me coming back daily for more.  Random "slander," funny PhotoShops of people, and the same tired debates keep me fairly interested in that social network.  So one day while on Twitter, I noticed someone talking about Common as a rapper...asking how does his catalog measure up to others of his era, and whether he's actually been a dope rapper.  For me, it was an easy question; The Dreamer, The Believer is critically acclaimed and was the best Common work since BE.  As far as his credentials, this is the guy who did "Come Close", "6th Sense," and "The Light," so that was just a stupid question.  However, since I am working on a post comparing the discographies of Jay-Z, Ghostface Killah, and Nas, I figured that I might as well dive into Common's rap record and see if he actually does have enough albums to be mentioned in the same breath as rap's greats.



Common's debut album, Can I Borrow a Dollar?, is something I first heard with a different set of beats.  Maybe if I had heard the original first, I would have a higher opinion of it, but as it is, I think that the beats are a little dated.  If your introduction to Common was BE, then you will be pretty surprised by this album; it has a much grittier sound, with a lot more youthful swagger than one might expect.  His rhymes are ridiculous (in a good way), tripping over themselves and stumbling through the tracks...it really puts me in the mind of a younger Jay-Z to be honest.  When you think about it like that, that Jay line "truthfully I wanna rhyme like Common Sense" makes a LOT more sense.  Their original styles are pretty similar, even if the content is different.  As you can tell from the name of the album (and the cover art), this work really represents the hood.  There are stories about girls, about common occurrences in the hood, and just general shit talking, rather than materialistic raps about Benzes, mafia ties, and ice.  Overall, this is a solid debut, but it's no Illmatic or Reasonable Doubt.  I think the production hurts it a bit, so overall, it's no classic.

Rating: 3.5/5

Standout tracks: "A Penny for My Thoughts," "Blows to the Temple," "Soul By The Pound"




Resurrection starts off with an entirely different sound from Can I Borrow a Dollar?, and this is a very good thing.  The title track is quite strong, and we really get to hear Common's lyrical dexterity over beats worthy of his bars.  The album is also notable in that it represents the beginning of the Common/Ice Cube beef, with "I Used to Love H.E.R." being seen as a salvo fired at Ice Cube and his camp.  As we remember later, Common was no bitch, so when Cube fired back, we got to see Common's response later.  Even taking away that element from the track, that is the best Common record we had heard at that point.  It was this track (and this album as a whole) that really pushed Common into the critical forefront, and gave him the reputation he has to this day.  For me, it was really easy to see once again how Jay-Z and Common were so similar as rappers; "Communism" is basically "22 Two's", with Common using words starting with "com" instead of the words "to, two, too" to get his point across.  We still get social commentary, but it's not as slick as on Can I Borrow a Dollar?; instead of being a smart-ass about the realities of the hood, Common is a more direct on tracks like "Chapter 13 (Rich Man vs. Poor Man)".  This album also has the first of the "Pop's Rap" endings that became a mark of Common's albums, which was pretty interesting.  Overall, I think it's slightly better than his debut, but it has a couple of interludes that disrupt momentum.  Additionally, despite a couple of strong efforts, it isn't as consistent as I would like.

Rating: 3.5/5

Standouts: "I Used to Love H.E.R.," "Communism," "Resurrection"




Released in September 1997, One Day It'll All Make Sense was the beginning of Common's change into the Common that we know.  He began working with the Soulquarians and other "conscious" artists, and the edge from his debut was all but gone.  His voice was different as well; gone were the random cracks and squeaks that filled his debut and parts of Resurrection.  This was a new artist, and the album plays as such.  From the opening track, "Introspective," we know that we are journeying into the mind of a new man; indeed, Common was to become a father, and this album helped represent his growth into a mature adult.  This coincides with the features...instead of just Ynot, other hip-hop heavyweights provide assistance to Common.  It's easy to forget that Cee-Lo was actually a good rapper at one point, but he drops a killer verse on "G.O.D. (Gaining One's Definition)", and Lauryn Hill provides an EXCELLENT chorus on "Retrospective for Life."  Erykah Badu and Black Thought also make appearances on the album, giving it that "backpacker" sound.  In case you thought that Common lost his lyrical ferocity though, he drops "Hungry," a short and poignant track filled with gems like "flashbacks of past raps make me so glad I made it" and "came in this rap life nude, now I'm fully clothed in flows."  Canibus adds to this sense of boom-bap with his appearance on "Making a Name for Ourselves." This is Common's first classic in my mind...it was focused, full of great tracks, and really represented the beginning of a new movement.  It set the groundwork for excellent works released by Mos Def, Erykah Badu, and indeed, Common himself.


Rating:  4.5/5

Standouts: "Retrospective for Life," "Hungry," "1'2 Many..."...really, this entire album is great.  I REALLY recommend "Retrospective for Life" though.




Personally, Like Water for Chocolate is Common's best work.  It came during his time working with the Soulquarians, was laced with beats by the late, great J Dilla, and was very consistent overall.  The cover art was something unique; in a time where we were typically getting rappers posing with cars or jewelry or women, Common was busy using a stark image from America's past.  If you remember other albums from 2000, Country Grammar comes to mind, as well as The Dynasty: Roc La Familia, in addition to Stankonia and Supreme Clientele.  While the Soulquarian movement was in full swing (so we got a Reflection Eternal album, Common really grabbed the standard for "conscious" rap in 2000 with this work.  In terms of content, Common is at his Afrocentric finest, with lines like "most sell out, like a dread with a white girl," and a dedication to Assata Shakur, a former Black Panther currently residing in Cuba.  From the tribute to Fela Kuti in the intro track "Time Travelin," to the smooth love song "The Light," to the DJ Premier-produced "The 6th Sense," Common was at the top of his game here.  J Dilla and Common made a very formidable pair, and really, there isn't one bad track on this album.  The rhymes aren't anywhere near as slippery as on Resurrection or Can I Borrow a Dollar?, but in terms of composition, focus, and production, this album was far superior.  Twelve years later, this album retains its classic status, being a work that is timeless.


Rating: 5/5

Standouts: "A Song for Assata," "The 6th Sense," "A Film Called (Pimp)"  Again, this entire album is great, you can't really go wrong.




Most artists have that point in their career where they go off the beaten path and get critiqued heavily for it (think 808s and Heartbreaks or Kingdom Come).  Depending on the strength of the artist's career, this can be devastating or be something that they move on from.  For Common, this moment was Electric Circus.  Personally, I like the album; the sound is obviously very different from his previous efforts, but Common has been in a state of constant change, so that isn't a big deal to me.  The production is largely handled by ?uestlove and J Dilla, both familiar names for anyone who had been following the Soulquarian movement.  Overall, the problem for me was that not only was the album different in sound than his other albums, but even within the album there wasn't a uniform sound.  While has worked for some others, on this work, it comes across as cluttered.  There are great moments on here, but there are also those ones you instantly skip, such as "Electric Wire Hustler Flower."  Really, you can see influences of this album on Janelle Monae's The Archandroid, and the overall bend is similar to The Love Below, and both of those albums are great.  For this album, though, it seems that the eclecticism is dialed up to 11 at some points, and that's what brings the album down.  While not a bad album, this stopped the momentum that Common had been building, and was probably his worst work overall.  However, let me state that the highs on this album are EXCELLENT. "Between Me, You, and Liberation," in particular is an all-time great hip-hop song.  If you don't listen to this album in its entirety, at least listen to this track.


Rating: 3/5

Standouts: "Between Me, You, and Liberation," "Come Close," "Aquarius"




Following Geffen's acquisition of MCA, Common went 3 years without releasing an album.  Signing with Kanye West, who had catapulted into stardom through his debut The College Dropout, Common released BE, an album considered by some to be Common's greatest work.  I'll listen to that argument without immediately dismissing it, as the combination of Common and Kanye West produced yet another classic for Common.  Touching on familiar subject matter such as inner city violence, love, and Afrocentricism (which resulted in a riff with some UK artists), BE is a return to the soulful, hip-hop sound that Common had before Electric Circus.  While some (including myself) think the beats are a touch too commercial, the results were Common being exposed to a larger crowd and making him relevant to the present state of hip-hop, both of which are good for hip-hop.  In terms of punchlines and wittiness, this album isn't up to the standards of Resurrection, but rather than adding filler songs, Common releases a lot of content in a short (it's only 43min long), incredibly focused work.  The worst track on the album (in my opinion "Faithful") is still better than the vast majority of hip-hop released in 2005, and the best track (in my opinion "The Corner") has The Last Poets on it...what other popular rapper could you see having The Last Poets on his/her album?  As an entire work, the fact that most of this is produced with that signature Kanye sound circa 2005 makes BE an easier listen than Common's other classics.  Overall, I think it's his 2nd best work.


Rating: 4.5/5

Standouts: "The Corner," "Testify," "Real People"




After BE, it was hard to imagine what album would come next from Common.  Still working closely with Kanye West, the sky seemed to be the limit for his next project, and when the first single, "The People" came out, excitement for the album grew.  In the end, it came off as BE Pt. 2 than as its own project, and some of the more pop-sounding records had some cringe-inducing bars ("driving herself crazy like that astronaut lady" is a double entendre, but...man, what an "ugh" moment).  I don't really approve of will.i.am touching any hip-hop record at this point, and the "stadium status" sounds of Kanye West's Graduation (in my opinion, his worst work) permeate the album.  As with any Common album, there are some very strong moments; "Southside," "The People," and "The Game" provide plenty of that boom bap sound, and "Black Maybe" gives us an introspective look into what being Black is.  Overall, Finding Forever is a solid release, but it amplifies the "too commercial" complaint that some fans had of BE by 10.  I love Lily Allen (especially around that time), but her on a Common record just seemed forced, and there was a little too much love talk and not enough social commentary.  Again, not a bad album, but not up to the standard he set with BE.


Rating: 3.5/5

Standouts: "Black Maybe," "Southside," "The People"




Usually, when an artist goes too far from what made him/her successful, and they receive backlash, they refrain from doing that again.  However, every so often, there is an artist who ignores prior negativity and experiments again.  Common is that artist.  Despite negative ratings of Electric Circus, Common went back into that territory with Universal Mind Control.  I think the track "Make My Day" featuring Cee-Lo pretty much tells you everything you need to know about the change from the One Day It'll All Make Sense days to the UMC days...Cee-Lo dropped a pretty killer verse on his feature verse for "G.O.D." but is singing the hook to an upbeat track on "Make My Day."  Evolution is good; one of the complaints about Eminem is a lack of change in his subject matter.  People complain about Jay-Z still dropping materialistic raps rather than ones suiting someone of his age, like a Nas.  However, the answer to that probably isn't spitting over electronic Neptunes production.  Overall, I've had no need to keep this album in my library.  I can understand that it's not a bad album, but it doesn't speak to me at all.  Definitely not a necessary part of the Common discography.


Rating: 2/5

Standout:  "Gladiator"




Once again, after receiving backlash from a "different" style of album, Common went back to his roots and worked primarily with one producer, in this case Kanye West's mentor (and former Common collaborator) No I.D.  The Dreamer/The Believer is as different from Universal Mind Control as BE was from Electric Circus, which is good for those of us who didn't like UMC.  Overall, the bars aren't the best that Common has ever spit, but the production more than makes up for it.  It's weird hearing the artist responsible for "The Light" or "Come Close" getting at Drake, but it really felt necessary for someone on the team to get at him after all of the sideways talking.  Even better, he actually drops "Lovin' I Lost" two tracks later, showing he has no problem with the love songs, but rather the way Drake does them.  The overall sound is a little glossier than BE, but less so than Finding Forever, so there's a nice balance there.  The track with Nas, "Ghetto Dreams," is a collaboration that hip-hop heads had been waiting on since Nas started doing joints with Jay-Z and Kanye.  We've got John Legend getting his croon on, and Pops returns for another dope outro.  On BE, it was The Last Poets feature that made heads turn on; on this, Common has Maya "And Still I Rise" Angelou on the opening track.  Wow.  There are no classic tracks like "The 6th Sense" on here, but all of the tracks are solid.  It's a little...too happy for me, but really, even after the Serena break-up, Common looked to be at a pretty nice spot in life.  He's on a team that supports him, working as both an actor and a rapper, participating in celebrity basketball games, just overall having a good time, so I guess expecting some depressing stuff isn't fair to dude.  This isn't a classic, but it's another solid contribution to Common's discography.


Rating: 4/5

Standouts: "Ghetto Dreams," "The Dreamer," "The Believer"



So in a 20-year period, Common has released 9 albums.  Out of these, I'd argue that 3 (One Day..., BE, and Like Water...) are classics, and 3 others (Finding Forever, Resurrection, and The Dreamer...) are very good.  There's really only one dud (UMC), and the last two are still above-average works.  In terms of classic songs, Common has plenty of them, especially considering he's only dropped 9 albums.  Personally, I think his discography is both more prolific and consistent than Eminem's, and some argue that Eminem is the G.O.A.T.  While he hasn't released enough albums for me to consider him for my later post comparing Jay/Nas/GFK, it's difficult to argue with someone who has arguably dropped 3 classics in addition to other high-quality albums (a reason why I think Jay is the G.O.A.T., but that's another post).  To those who say that Common's rhymes aren't as good as they once were, I wholeheartedly agree.  The flow he uses now is much different from what he came in the game with, and even the imagery is different.  However, I believe that what he lost as a rapper, he gained as an artist.  His works got more focused and consistent, and outside of Universal Mind Control, he really never dropped an album with more bad songs than great songs.  Compared to Mos Def and Talib Kweli (two artists he's commonly compared to...*rimshot*) his discography is spectacular, even though I think Black on Both Sides is as good as any work that Common has released.  He served as an inspiration for Kanye West, and 20 years after coming into the game, retains some level of relevance...an example for these new rappers to follow.  Once that Nas.Com drops, I think we're going to be discussing where we place Common in the hip-hop pantheon - his albums are really that good.

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Team Previews - Dallas Mavericks

Shut Skip the fuck up

If you've been watching the NBA the past few years, then you know that the Mavericks won the 2010-2011 NBA Championship.  They did so in a decisive manner, defeating the Thunder in 5 games, the Lakers in 4, and the Heat in 6 (you know I was very excited watching them beat LA 122-86 in Game 4, LMAOOOO).  The moves made after winning the Finals baffled the casual viewer, since they refused to spend any sort of money to keep the team together.  Tyson Chandler, considered the glue that kept the defense together, was allowed to join the New York Knicks.  Caron Butler, who had been injured for much of the season, was allowed to join the LA Clippers (where he broke his hand late in the season).  Peja Stojakovic retired, and JJ Barea decided to join the Timberwolves for more money.  While they did pick up Vince Carter and Lamar Odom, both players proved to be shells of their former selves, and neither had the effect that was probably envisioned.  The result?  Dirk never really looked invested in the season (to be fair, he basically vindicated his career by winning the title against LeBron and Wade), and the Mavericks were swept in the 1st round by the eventual Western Conference Champion OKC Thunder.

This year, it appears that Mark Cuban is again invested in producing a winner.  Despite letting Jason Kidd move to the Knicks and Jason Terry move to the Boston Celtics, they have made a number of acquisitions that seem to coincide with Dirk's final years of being able to produce at a high level.  Obviously, they are banking on both Vince Carter and Shawn Marion being able to produce a bit more than they did last year, but even with those question marks, the Mavericks have put themselves in a position to do more damage next year.

Harden-lite

The most important addition in my opinion is one OJ Mayo.  While Mayo has underperformed in a bench capacity the last two years with the Memphis Grizzlies, his rookie and sophomore years in the NBA show there is great potential there.  A rookie year of 18.5/3.8/3.2 on 44/38/88 splits is nothing to ignore, and if he can bring production at that level to Dallas (whether off the bench or in a starting role) he will have filled the void that Jason Terry left as that sparkplug that supplements Dirk's scoring.  Unless Vince Carter will be relegated to the bench, it is likely that Mayo will have to come off the bench, a role that he at times seemed dissatisfied with in Memphis.  However, being on a 2 year/$8 million deal pretty much shows what Dallas thinks of his value at this point. This is a good opportunity for Mayo to show that he is an All-Star talent that the Mavericks can look to build around when Dirk retires (since they've missed out on Deron Williams and likely will not get Dwight Howard or Chris Paul).  Honestly, I think that Mayo has just been out of sorts for the last 2 years...I think he can give you James Harden/Jason Terry-like numbers off the bench, but he needs to have that sort of role as well, where he will be allowed to take a certain number of shots and play significant minutes.  In Dallas, that role exists, and Mayo is well poised to take advantage of it.


Gonna be hard to prosper, bro....

Dallas also picked up a decent PG in Darren Collison.  While he's coming off of a bad year, Collison isn't a bad player, and the competition between he and Rodrigue Beaubois may be a good thing for both players.  Either way, they're really only replacing the production of an almost-40 Jason Kidd, so I can't imagine their PG play getting worse.  Collison's contract is also expiring, which gives them flexibility in next year's free agency market.  I still don't think they get any of the big players, and they lost their chance at Deron Williams when he signed with Brooklyn, but having space for a good pick-up is always a good thing.  For the immediate future (as in next year) Collison is a good addition to the team.

Other important moves made were the acquisitions of former All-Star big men Elton Brand and Chris Kaman.  While Brand was once a 20/10 machine, injuries and age have reduced him to a serviceable 4 with good defense.  Kaman has struggled with injuries and has seen a decrease in production since his All-Star appearance, but there is the chance that he can show a slight return to form.  Obtaining the two for 1 year each at a combined 10 million is a bargain that again gives Dallas room to maneuver during the next free agency market.


Overall, I was a lot more excited about the Mavericks until I actually looked at the team.  The majority of the pick-ups are only going to be around for this year (or at the most the year after), so it's obvious that Cuban is gearing up either for a big haul in free agency, or he's going to remake the team, as he's done so many times (remember all of the stars and decent talent that has gone through Dallas: Steve Nash, Michael Finley, Josh Howard, etc.) and gear up for another deep playoff run in the near future.  Mark Cuban has already proven himself to be one of the better basketball minds in the NBA, so don't be surprised if his strategy works.

Saturday, September 1, 2012

Team Previews - Minnesota Timberwolves

We get money longer than AK's arms...


There's been an overall dearth of albums and mixtapes that I've wanted to review...additionally, since I've been working, it's been difficult to allocate time properly to actually write.  Basically I'm lazy as fuck and I prefer to use my free time playing League of Legends, trolling on Twitter, and drinking beer.  I have been (very) gradually working on a couple of posts, but both of them will be long as fuck and I don't even know if I'll finish them before the year is over.  This 3 day weekend might help, as long as I don't get stuck watching LoL tournament games.

However, one thing that I've been interested in lately has been the offseason NBA moves.  A lot of teams have made A LOT of moves and I figure that I should do some posts about some of them.  Obviously the offeseason isn't over yet, AND there will be moves made up until the trade deadline (which is during the season) so some of the thoughts and such I express may well end up outdated.  Still, some of these teams have made transactions that I simply can't wait to talk about.

One of these teams is the Minnesota Timberwolves.  I've been a fan of the Timberwolves (not like...a fan fan, but I keep up with them) pretty much since they drafted Kevin Garnett.  Their jerseys are legit, and they've had some interesting and good players play for them (Garnett, Latrell Sprewell, Stephon Marbury, etc.).  They haven't had good luck in terms of playoff success, and since dealing away Garnett to the Celtics, they've pretty much languished near the bottom of the Western Conference.  Last year, behind the strong play of Kevin Love (really, he was putting up ridiculous numbers in January) and Ricky Rubio, the Wolves looked to be in contention for the final playoff spot in the West.  Then...Kobe's knee launched a tactical attack on Ricky Rubio's knee and the Wolves promptly fell out of control, ending the season losing 13 of their last 14 games.

Probably can't do this anymore....


Attempting to return to the playoffs for the first time since the 2003-2004 season, the Timberwolves have made a number of maneuvers, the most interesting of which could be the acquisition of former Portland Trailblazer Brandon Roy.  In his best season, Roy tallied 22.6/4.7/5.1 on 48/38/82 splits, earning him an All-NBA Second team spot.  Of course, this was all before Roy made it known that his knees had no remaining cartilage, and subsequently retired.  If Roy can return from his retirement (and Kobe's knee procedure) and play at a level anywhere near that, then the 2 year/$10 million contract will be more than worth it, and we can look forward to an interesting season.  Roy is an elite talent, and we are all hopeful for his recovery and return to high-level play.

Fucking Awesome.


However, the Timberwolves didn't stop there.  They also picked up former Utah Jazz All-Star Andrei Kirilenko, who just helped lead Team Russia to a Bronze Medal in the 2012 London Olympics.  6'9" with a long wingspan, Kirilenko once led the league in blocks per game with 3.3, and at 31, still probably has another 3 years of good play left in him.  In a league filled with good offensive 3s (LeBron, Durant, Melo, Granger, Pierce, Deng, etc.), it is absolutely essential to get a versatile 3 with defensive qualities (hence the Nets signing Gerald Wallace, Denver springing to get Iguodala, and now Minnesota acquiring AK-47).  Presumably, AK would be a third option (behind Kevin Love and Brandon Roy), but it's also possible that Minnesota chooses not to overwork Roy, getting AK more touches.  His defensive ability would be more than welcome on a team that allowed over 100 points a game last year, and he really fills the stat sheet like few others.  I'm very excited to see how this move works for them.

The Timberwolves kept rookie Derrick Williams and picked up Alexey Shved, who was on the Russian Olympic team with AK-47. The acquisition of Chase Budinger gives them depth at the 2 and 3, and picking up Greg Stiemsma from the Celtics helps boost the frontline defense that they lacked.  Kevin Love didn't have his most efficient shooting season last year, but 26/13 is nothing to scoff at.  Nikola Pekovic showed much promise last year, and could be due for a breakout offensive season.

Now...when the rumors of Pau Gasol going to Minnesota to play with Rubio were floating around, I was VERY excited about the possibilities, even though defense would be pretty much nonexistent.  Rather than working that route, Kahn attempted to acquire Nicolas Batum, another versatile 3 (with pretty good shooting ability) and when that didn't work out, he made multiple good moves...not something that anyone really expected, to be honest.  While their success is probably still contingent on Rubio's return from the knee assault, I honestly think that Shved could help them in that capacity (instead of them having to rely on J.J. Barea, who I'm not sold on as even a backup 1).

Looking up and down the roster, there is a lot of talent, and if they can just get solid play from the point until Rubio comes back, this will be a playoff contender.  They will be very interesting to watch, especially since, despite his showing last year, one of Derrick Williams' best attributes was supposed to be his outside shooting.  If he can regain the shooting touch he showed at Arizona (he shot like 57% from 3 there), you're looking at a line up with multiple decent 3 point shooters (Love, Williams, Roy, Budinger, and even AK-47), and with versatility on offense.  I'm not sure if Love will have another 26/13 season, but even without that, the scoring that AK and B-Roy bring should be enough to make up for it.  Assuming that Love plays at a 20/10 level, the biggest keys for the Wolves in my opinion are health (they'll be relying on Brandon Roy and Ricky Rubio's knees), and Derrick Williams' development.  If both go smoothly, I wouldn't be surprised at the Timberwolves taking a middle seed in the competitive West.  If both go poorly, the Wolves, despite their talent, will miss the playoffs again.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Winning Time

Can't front, I've had the Craig Ehlo face before =/

WARNING: LOTS OF TEXT AND STATS HERE


NBA TV is going to be the ruin of my life.  During my last couple weeks of employment, the Olympics were going on...and at the same time, NBA TV was showing replays of old playoffs games (and other extraordinary shit like Allen Iverson dropping 50 pts in a game during his rookie season).  At one point last week, they were playing Finals elimination games; that is, the last game in an NBA Finals series.  Some were painful to watch (Philly vs. Los Angeles, 2001) while others were GLORIOUS (Boston vs. LA, 2008).  I pretty much spent every hour watching these replays, noticing stuff that I hadn't before, or just watching games I had missed (I pretty much didn't watch basketball after the 2002 Western Conference Finals until LeBron's game winner against Orlando in 2009...so I missed every year that my team, the Wizards was fucking competitive.  FML)  Anyway, while watching Game 6 of the 2008 NBA Finals between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Boston Celtics, a stat flashed on the screen that caught my attention: in his career up to that point, Kobe Bryant had averaged 21.9ppg in elimination games.

It almost defies logic; the player lauded as the most clutch in the game since Michael Jordan hadn't shown up in the most important games for his team.  Putting the 21.9ppg in perspective for Kobe...his career scoring average is 25.4ppg; his playoff scoring average is 25.6ppg (another indictment; in the playoffs, he averages only .2ppg more than during the regular season?)  21.9ppg is lower than his playoff average, which is already only average for him.  The fact that these are "win or go home" games should mean that they are games to show up for, especially if you're the leader of the team, or you're gunning for Jordan's spot.  However, there have been instances where things that look obvious are actually wrong.  For example, if anyone had asked me who shot more 3-pointers and made them at a more efficient rate between Carmelo Anthony and LeBron James, I would have immediately responded "Melo."  Looking at the numbers, though, not only has LeBron shot more per game (4 attempts to 2.6), but he's made them at a higher rate as well (33.1% to 32.2%...neither is much to brag about, but some people brag about Kobe's when he's shot 33.7%, so....).

Keeping that in mind, I decided to look at a few players and compare their performance in elimination games; Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, Michael Jordan, Allen Iverson, and Dwyane Wade.  To make things fair for Kobe (who didn't start during his first couple of years), I'm only counting games where the players started.  I'm comparing the players' regular season stats, postseason stats, and elimination game stats to show the differences between these 5 players (in my opinion, 5 of the best wing players of the past 2 decades).


Kobe Malone.


Kobe Bryant has been involved in 17 such playoff games.  His average stat line for these games is actually not terrible, I suppose.  It's just that for a top tier player, you'd expect a little more. For the record, Kobe's W-L in these situations is 9-8.  His numbers don't really correlate with the results (for example, who remembers the 6/24 game where Ron Artest and Pau Gasol put in work?).  So, on 42/30/73 splits, we get 23.9ppg, 6.3rpg, 3.8apg, 1.2spg, and 3.1tpg.  Again, not bad, but let's look at his career playoff numbers...

In 200 career playoff games that he started, on 45/34/82 splits, we get 27.4ppg, 5.5rpg, 4.9apg, 1.5spg, and 3.1tpg.  Outside of rebounding (Kobe's had some great rebounding performances in elimination games; you might remember his 15 boards in Game 7 in 2010 against Boston in the Finals), he's performed decidedly worse in elimination game situations.  Making matters worse, we look at his career regular season numbers...

In 1011 games from 1998 to 2012 (he started all but 5), Kobe averaged 27.1/5.7/5.1/1.6/3.1 on 46/33/84 splits.  Once you take out his seasons where he came off the bench, you get some outstanding numbers...27/6/5 over a career is pretty elite.  We already know that defenses are typically better in the playoffs, so the increase on percentages is understandable.  His all-around playoff numbers are roughly equal to his regular season numbers, but the more pressing thing is that his elimination game numbers are terrible in comparison.  Even if we ignore the drop from 44.9 to 41.5 in FG% or the one from 33.5 to 29.7 on 3P%, what is the excuse for the drop from 81.9 to 72.7 in FT%?


THE CHAMP IS HERE.

LeBron has been involved in 10 playoff elimination games, making his calculations pretty easy.  I'll let the numbers do the talking regarding his lines...

His splits are...pretty horrendous.  46/28/69 is pretty damn bad for a top-tier player.  31.4ppg/10.2rpg/6.6apg/1.1spg on the other hand....that's pretty fucking good.  The 4.8 turnovers per game is also pretty bad, but when you're telling someone to take over the game, I guess turnovers happen at a higher rate.  You'd be hard pressed to find someone averaging 31/10/6 over a 10 game period in general, much less in the most pressure filled situations.  For the record, LeBron's W-L in these situations is 4-6; the wins and 1 of the losses had some spectacular numbers, the losses pretty pedestrian ones (by his standards).  Let's look at his playoff numbers though...


In 115 playoff games, the splits get better, going to 47/31/75, which is respectable.  The averages of 28.5/8.7/6.7/1.7 with nearly 1 block a game are top-tier level, even if he turns the ball over more than desired.  Outside of shooting splits, he's generally performed better in elimination game situations than in his overall playoff numbers.  Moving to his regular season numbers, we get some pretty exemplary ones...

As expected of someone who's been championed as one of the best in the regular season, we get some pretty great numbers, with 27.6/7.2/7.9/1.7 on 48/33/75 splits.  Outside of assists, LeBron performs either at or above his RS numbers, which are already stellar.  He could stand to take some free throw shooting classes, but his other numbers are pretty decent for a wing player who isn't a 3pt specialist.  Most surprisingly, his 3P% is pretty good for someone who causes me to cringe whenever he takes a 3 point shot.

Captain Cheese Eyes...


Now we move to the G.O.A.T., Michael Jordan.  I've ignored his Wizards years, because: 1. I've ignored the years where Kobe didn't start, thus making most of his numbers better, and 2. We can all agree that a 40 year old MJ playing after taking a couple of years off wasn't the MJ we remembered.  Also, since the Wizards didn't make the playoffs when he played, it would skew what I'm trying to compare here.

Michael Jordan has been in 13 elimination games; his record is 6-7...so right away we see a myth propagated by those of us who watched his 90s games busted (that those who watched his earlier shit already knew): MJ indeed did not will his team to victory in every win-or-go home situation.  In fact, he lost more of these than he won.  Of course, after winning his first championship (and thus having a championship team), he only lost 1, which was during his comeback season, but still, MJ was not perfect.  His performance in these games is also eye-opening


His splits are actually pretty similar to Kobe's average splits, going 46/33/76.  His numbers are predictably ridiculous; 31.3/7.9/7/2/1.3 is phenomenal.  Consider that this is a 6'6" 200lb guard and not a 6'8" 260-270lb monster like LeBron and they're even more ridiculous.  His numbers are very comparable to LeBron's, and his steals and blocks show his perimeter defensive savvy (as well as differences in play), but again, we see a large number of turnovers due to MJ being a primary ballhandler.  His overall playoff numbers are also stellar...

On 49/33/83 splits, MJ went off for 33.4/6.4/5.7/2.1 with 3 turnovers a game (over 179 games).  Wow.  As we already knew, MJ's playoff scoring was exemplary.  He has the highest playoff PPG over a career in NBA history, and the gap isn't as close as it is for his regular season PPG record.  Dude could score.  2 steals and a block a game, along with around 6 rebounds and assists is also nothing to scoff at, and his splits are very efficient.  MJ was a monster.  His regular season numbers reveal more of the same.

In 930 games, his regular season splits are even more efficient; who in the NBA today is scoring 31.5ppg on 51/33/84?  We could see Kevin Durant do something similar next season (excluding FTs, LeBron could as well), but outside of them, I doubt we'll see anyone else approach those numbers.  Oh, and by the way, he was also averaging 6rpg/5apg/2.5apg/1bpg as well.  Keep in mind that these are CAREER numbers, rather than a single season, and it's easy to see why MJ is considered the greatest wing player of all time.

Can we get dude back in the league?


Allen Iverson is a personal favorite of mine; they listed him at a generous 6' 160lbs (when he was probably closer to 5'10" 150lbs) and you'd be very hard-pressed to find anyone who played with more heart.  Unlike Kobe who got to benefit from studying under veterans AND being able to share the lead role with the most dominant player of his time, Allen Iverson had to pretty much carry his team from the beginning.  It's telling that in his rookie season he scored 40 or more points in 5 straight games (breaking Wilt's record)...and they lost all 5 games.  You might remember that his playoff PPG is second only to Jordan, but it's also easy to remember that he was the definition of a volume scorer.

In 13 elimination games, Allen Iverson had a 5-8 W-L record.  He had a number of 30+ point performances that resulted in losses, and showed up on these occasions.  On 39/35/83 splits (A TERRIBLE FG% for a top player) he averaged 28.7/3.2/5.5/1.8 a game WHILE PLAYING 45.5 MINUTES A GAME.  Again, a true volume scorer (he averaged ~26 shots a game to get those ~29pts) but his effort was almost never in question, and his 83% mark at the FT line is a 5 percentage point improvement over his regular season marks (and a 7 point increase over his average playoff marks).

In the playoffs, we see similar numbers.  On 40/33/76 splits (pretty inefficient), he averaged 29.7/3.8/6/2 over 71 games.  Scoring nearly 30 points a game in playoff play is a feat on its own, but also averaging 6 assists and 2 steals, along with playing 45.1 MINUTES A GAME is just otherworldly.  A true competitor, even if his style of play never resulted in a championship.

His regular season numbers don't deviate too much from his playoff numbers.  On 43/31/78 splits, AI averaged 27.7/3.8/6.3/2.2 over 829 games (playing 41.8min a game).  Injuries and differing roles be damned, AI put up fairly consistent numbers, winning 4 scoring titles along the way.  As defenses clamped down on him in the playoffs (he was generally the only real offensive weapon until he moved to Denver) his FG% plummeted, but he maintained his high level of scoring.

Dwyane Wyane

Dwyane Wade is widely considered to be the best SG in the game right now.  If he lasts as long as Kobe will (which I actually doubt, even with LeBron playing alongside him) he could surpass some of Kobe's career marks.  Considering the number of games he has already missed due to injury, this is next to impossible in my opinion, but who knows, maybe the advances we've made will enable him to play 17 seasons.  We all remember Dwyane's remarkable Finals run in 2006, but what were his numbers like overall?

Dwyane Wade is 5-6 in elimination games.  He's had a couple of historical playoff performances that resulted in wins, and on 44/30/87 splits he's averaged 26/5/5.4/1.4/1.  Overall, he's not the model of efficiency, but what is remarkable here is his FT %.  When you compare his FT% in these games versus playoff games in general and then his career, you see that Dwyane steps up in a unique way compared to everyone else I chose here.

In 110 playoff games, Dwyane averaged 25.2/5.6/5.3/1.7/1.1 on 48/32/78 splits.  His 3 point shot is on par with everyone else selected (which is interesting when you see his regular season rate) and his all-around production is above average.  Out of those selected, his scoring average is the lowest, and while his FG% is second only to MJ, his 3P% and FT% aren't anything special.

His regular season averages are pretty close to his playoff numbers, at 25.1/5.1/6.2/1.8/1.  His splits, however, are where the differences lie.  In the regular season, his shooting splits are 49/29/77.  That means that going from the regular season to elimination game situations, the differences are -5/-1/+10!  Any improvement on an abysmal 29.1 3P% is appreciated, and the FG% drop is expected as you face tougher teams in the playoffs.  However, he makes up for it with his 10pt increase in FT%...no one else shows an improvement at that rate.



So basically, in elimination game situations, we have these lines

Kobe Bryant -      23.9/6.3/3.8/1.2 on 41.5/29.7/72.7 splits
LeBron James -    31.4/10.2/6.6/1.1 on 46.4/28.3/69.2
Michael Jordan -   31.3/7.9/7.0/2.0/1.3 on 45.8/33.3/75.7
Allen Iverson -      28.7/3.2/5.5/1.8 on 38.9/34.9/83.3
Dwyane Wade -   26.0/5.0/5.5/1.4/1.0 on 43.7/30.0/87.0

In comparison to their overall playoff averages, this represents a change of...

Kobe Bryant -       -3.5/+.8/-1.1/-.3 on -3.4/-3.8/-9.2
LeBron James -    +2.9/+1.5/-.1/-.6 on -.5/-2.9/-5.3
Michael Jordan -   -2.1/+1.5/+1.3/-.1/+.4 on -2.9/+.1/-7.1
Allen Iverson -      -1.0/-.6/-.5/-.3 on -1.2/+2.2/+6.9
Dwyane Wade -     +.8/-.1/-.7/-.4/0 on -4.9/+.9/+10


Interestingly enough, going by what I have found, you could argue that anyone here outside of Kobe steps up on these occasions.  LeBron improves on scoring and rebounding, while getting slightly lower assist numbers, MJ scored less but added rebounds, assists, and blocks, and outside of FT%, maintained a decent level of efficiency, AI saw his overall numbers dip slightly but improved his 3P% and FT%, and Dwyane basically did the same thing as AI, except with a bit more of a scoring improvement and a ridiculous improvement at the foul line.  Even though LeBron's overall numbers are simply ridiculous, I'm going to give the nod to Jordan here, based on his scoring efficiency compared to the field.  It must be noted that there are a number of variables here not accounted for (such as playing pace, injuries, age, etc.) so really there is a lot more going on behind these numbers.

That being said, I feel like if someone is supposed to be "king of the clutch" or whatever title it is that Kobe fans have anointed him with, he shouldn't see a near universal decrease in his numbers when he encounters these situations.  I'm sure his fans will point to the fact that he's the only one of these 5 with a positive W-L record in these situations (I'll note that the games I struck from the record for him were both losses, so in actuality he's 9-10), but I would argue that he played with better teams than any of the others, with the possible exception of LeBron/Wade's Heat (who still had an injured Chris Bosh) and Jordan's '98 Bulls (who actually got a great performance from Kukoc in that elimination game).  At the end of the day, it's hard to ascribe wins to a player who played subpar in said wins.  We can also see that this is still a problem today...despite him scoring 42 points in the season finale this year, in Game 7 vs Denver he shot 7 for 16, for 17 points.  In the final game against Dallas in the '11 playoffs, he shot 7 for 18 for 17 points.  He's only getting older, so I can't imagine him doing particularly well in these situations going forward.  Luckily, he's got a 6'11" security blanket in Dwight Howard, so should he have another 6 for 24 outing in a "win or go home" situation, he'll probably leave with another win, helping to perpetuate the Kobe myth.


Side note: I did a casual glance at Reggie Miller's numbers in these situations, and before he got old...dude was beasting, hahahaha.  I might edit this post this week with Reggie's numbers, but I'm too exhausted to do it now.

Friday, August 10, 2012

The White Howard.

You are a fuckboy.

So after 4 months of bullshit, Dwight Howard finally got what he wanted...he's out of Orlando.  Partially due to his own fuckery, he was unable to get to his stated preferred destination (the Brooklyn Nets) and instead is playing where he had said multiple times that he didn't want to go........the Los Angeles Lakers.  Helping to facilitate the deal are the Philadelphia 76ers (who get Andrew Bynum AND the bonus of not facing Dwight in the Eastern Conference playoffs) and the Denver Nuggets (WHO FOR SOME REASON ARE COOL WITH BRINGING THE WHITE HOWARD INTO THEIR CONFERENCE).

What did Orlando get out of this, you ask?  Arron Afflalo (a good 2-way SG), Al Harrington (a pretty decent forward), Nikola Vucevic (mostly still an unknown big in NBA play), Moe Harkless (a rookie), and a protected future first round pick from LA, Philly, and Denver.  They also got to dump Jason Richardson's contract.  I'm reading arguments up and down about the goal being to do so poorly that they get good picks out of these first round picks.  Is there going to be a center as good as Andrew Bynum in the near future?  And the picks are from...the Lakers (what picks do they even have at this point?  Anyway, whatever picks they have won't be any good, unless they get them from someone else), the Nuggets (who will be a playoff team for a while), and Philly (who, with Bynum, will also be a playoff team)...so, what picks are they getting again?  Fuck Orlando.  No, the picks from the Nets wouldn't really have been any better (if anything, they'd be worse), but you would have gotten a legit offensive center, a good rebounder, gotten rid of more bad contracts, etc.  With what I was hearing out of some of the media about the Nets deal, I was SURE that Orlando would get an excellent deal out of the whole thing (actually, I felt that either they'd get a Denver/Carmelo-esque deal or Dwight would leave for next to nothing).   Instead, we get this bullshit.

You're gonna have that look a lot bruh


The annoying things about this include Dwight consistently stating he didn't want to go to LA and Orlando doing all sorts of stupid shit.  Duwhite had been saying for a while that he didn't want to follow in Shaq's footsteps, that he didn't want to play alongside Kobe, etc., yet because he decided to waive the early termination option in his contract, he was pretty much stuck with the Magic until they got the deal that they wanted (more on this later).  He wanted to go to Brooklyn, but when the Nets were threatened with an offer sheet for Brook Lopez, they had to take him off the market (by overpaying him).  After that, I heard rumors that he wouldn't sign an extension for anyone but BK (still hearing this btw), and that this was keeping most teams from wanting to commit to a trade for him.  I heard about a possibility that Atlanta would trade for Howard (thanks to Josh Smith and Dwight Howard's friendship), but that was squashed.  Houston pretty much gutted their team to make room for Howard and the contracts that Orlando wanted to get rid of, AND they picked up Jeremy Lin, hahaha.  Somehow, that deal never materialized.  Then...the Lakers rumors started.  Again.  First, I was hearing Bynum and The Artest Formerly Known as Ron for Howard...but Orlando wanted to dump bad contracts, so the deal was a no go.  Then the Cleveland deal...how ironic would that have been?  Dan Fucking Gilbert facilitating a deal letting Dwight do to Orlando what LeBron did to Cleveland...wow.  Luckily, for whatever reason (apparently Bynum was never talked to?) that deal also fell through.  At this point, I resolved myself to the fact that Howard was getting to LA.  Every other team in the NBA seemed to be committed to getting Dwight there.  I blogged before about it...meh.  The Lakers get what they want.  It's an NBA fact.  It was just a matter of what teams would be a part of the deal.  The thing that kept irking me though...no matter what deal I heard that involved LA/Orlando (outside of the first deal), Orlando wasn't getting Bynum.  The only reason I was somewhat OK with the deal with LA was that at least Orlando could get close to equal value.  Howard is a better passer, defender, and rebounder than Bynum, but Bynum is the 2nd best center in the league.  The closest thing they were going to get to Howard was Bynum.  I could at least understand trying to get Bynum.  But instead of that, every third team involved was getting Bynum and Orlando was getting shit.

This brings me to Orlando.  WHAT.  THE.  FUCK.  You bitch about getting rid of contracts, you only get rid of Jason Richardson.  You want draft picks, you get PROTECTED picks from two definite playoff teams and one fringe playoff team.  You don't want to send Dwight where he wants to go, so you let him use reverse psychology to get him exactly where he wants to go.  You want to get value, and you turn down a decent 5/4 combo (Lopez/Humphries), a talented young 2 (MarShon Brooks) in favor of an aged forward (Harrington is good, but this will be his 15th season), a good 2 (Afflalo is young, and DEFINITELY on the upswing.  15ppg on 47/40/80 splits along with good defense is very good) and some unknowns.  Additionally, you help a conference rival get...you know, the 2nd best center in the league.  Granted, Afflalo is an upgrade at the 2 spot.  I 100% agree with getting him out of this deal, and it's not a bad move.  An Afflalo/Nelson backcourt isn't terrible, and after losing Howard, getting some defense in exchange for a washed up vet (J-Rich) is not bad.  I just feel like...you didn't get much else.  Harrington is old, and preferably, Glen Davis would fill the roles that Harrington fills (outside of the 3 ball).  Your Dwight replacement is...Vucevic?  I don't even know at this point.  Houston could have given you more picks and taken more contracts off of you.  The Atlanta deals I saw would have given you Al Horford (a former All-Star) and Jeff Teague (a solid young guard) along with Zach and picks.  Yet you decide to get next to no paint presence in the final deal, give Bynum to Philly, AND manage to piss me off by giving Howard to LA.  FUCK YOU, VERY MUCH, ORLANDO.  FUCK YOU.

Your Dwight replacement.  Congrats.


Now onto Philly.  You guys are winning.  You amnestied Elton Brand, you scooped up Kwame Brown, and everyone laughed.  "Oh, Philly wants to start Kwame Brown?  That'll be hilarious!" "They got rid of Lou Williams, picked up Nick Young, AND are getting Kwame?  So Philly's just throwing away their playoff hopes, huh?"  Then, this deal happened.  Granted, J-Rich is some bullshit.  But...suddenly, picking up Kwame as a backup and signing Spencer Hawes to a 2 year deal don't look like terrible ideas.  Andrew Bynum is good.  VERY good.  Do I think he's as good as Dwight?  Hell no.  Do I think he's better than Roy Hibbert?  HELL YES.  Bogut is in the West now, as is JaVale McGee.  Who's in the East for Bynum to bang with?  Howard's gone.  Garnett can't stop him.  Bosh won't be stopping him.  Horford can't stop him.  Hibbert can't stop him.  Tyson Chandler?  Joakim Noah?  Bynum is really going to have a field day in the East.  Tyson and Hibbert are probably his best match-ups next year, and I think he'll have good games at their expense.  It will be interesting to see how Philly does...I think their starting line-up now looks like Bynum/Hawes/Turner/Richardson/Holiday?  And Bynum as a #1 option?  Very interesting.

Forseeing some of this in the future


Lastly, Denver.  I am so cool with you guys getting Iggy.  Afflalo is good, but Iggy is an upgrade, period.  And really, Denver is great for Iggy.  He doesn't have to run the offense (Lawson/Miller do that), he doesn't have to be the top scorer (Lawson/Gallo can do that), he can focus on being a 2nd or third option and defensive specialist.  It's a great move for him.  HOWEVER.  You fucking helped a team you could possibly play in the playoffs...get THE WHITE HOWARD.  Of all the fucked up shit to do to yourself, bringing Dwight into your conference has to be near the top of the list.  I understand Orlando probably didn't want Howard in the East, so he was probably moving West all along, but damn.  Of course, with McGee and Mosgov, they're one of the better equipped teams to deal with the new Lakers (still), but ugh.  I would be doing whatever I could to keep Howard from joining a team I'd have to play against.  Again, though, that was obviously Orlando's thought process as well.  I don't think you all made out the best in this deal, but you definitely didn't make out the worst.



(There's nothing for me to say about the Lakers.  They got The White Howard.  End of story.)

Is there some sort of unwritten rule that causes GMs, etc. to act like complete idiots regarding deals with the Lakers?  Did the cosmos decide to make up for my generally good luck by making me hate the team that gets the most breaks in the league?  Seriously, fuck the Lakers.  I know David Stern can't do shit about this deal, but I'm holding out hope that he pull something out of his hat.

Where's Super Stern when you need him?